He was 27. Just like Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Shannon Hoon, Kurt Cobain, etc.

America F*** Yeah!

Why would you ever want a non-functional helmet?

I had no idea that Troy Aikman has a CDL.

Tim McCarver: Nostalgia, eh? I’ve always though that the thing is, you can’t get nostalgic for something that happened in the future. That’s how you know I used to be a color commentator, rather than being one in the future. They say time is a flat circle, but really, I’ve never seen time in any physical way, only the…

That’s because he was charming.

I think we should call him Joseph Morgan. We don’t say “Joe Stalin.” When you commit atrocities to thousands of people for years, you don’t get a nickname.  

She lost the election. To a fucking nincompoop. She WASN’T inspiring enough.

It’s not even that. One of the direct laws their God gave them was don’t commit adultery. Trump has committed adultery multiple times throughout his life, and at least twice in his current marriage. They just pick which rules they want to follow and force them on everyone else.

That’s a common misconception. The words “separation of church and state” aren’t in the constitution. It’s actually based on a misspelling, and supposed to be about keeping churches free from the influence of SABRmetrics and the analytics movement. 

Am I going fucking crazy or are we supposed to have a separation of church and state in this country? How do these evangelical crazy fucks get away with using God as an argument during political discourse?

But that’s just it.. its not “if god exists”..

Thanks Sen. Collins & Flake! And Mitchy as well. Roe v. Wade will be overturned in my lifetime, and its all because of states that take in more tax dollars than they pay setting the agenda.

This beyotch cost people their jobs and tore families apart with faked positive results. What she did is not harmless. She spread as much agony as some violent offenders. She should go to prison and have everything taken from her to compensate for that agony.

“at least he didn’t kneel during the national anthem. We can work around this one.” - NFL Owners.

“What if I told you that the NFL was going to receive important video evidence in the mail but would refuse to view it, and that Roger Goodell would in fact destroy that video evidence by stomping it to bits?

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

I can't believe I'm siding with the awful NCAA but it's not their fault that mormons are whackos. 

When $500k is B league the rest of us normies are well and truly fucked.

Sorry, they’ve already got a plan for that...