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I mean, we have literal evidence that Snyder can’t see the forest for the trees. 

It was  nice of you to include Gruden’s face in your picture.

Naw, take that up with the Russian bots pretending to be Microsoft.

You are selling this idea very short.

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

Sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is a train.

WTF is it about the season that has these bleach-blonde dimwits coming out of the woodwork to make their presence known? Toxic Listeria and her ghost of Christmas future both need to shut the entire fuck up. After all ‘tis the season to do something for others and allowing us to forget their existence is the best gift

Heh. I assume Jorge got pissy about this, which is humorous, because it was starred by Anders Kapur.

What the hell are you doing gray, did you do something to Drew?

This is goddamn wonderful.

Bah Gawd this needs the proper Timothy Burke treatment.

All you very good not-quites, ‘tis dawn of new day-
You Dykstras, Delgados, Ellis Burks and Ron Cey,
Jeff Kent and Mark Grace, Gil Hodges and Keith,
Justice, Gonzalii (Adrian and Luis),
Crime Dog and Murphy, each and every Alou,
Strawberry, Sosa, and John Olerud,
Munson, Posada, Clarks Jack and Will;
With Baines now

Gaedel came up just short on votes, if memory serves.

This is all making me feel terrible for Baines, a very good player I would generally have wanted on my team and who never asked to be the poster boy for HoF vote fuckups.

you know who i saw get inducted in person?  bill fucking mazeroski.  baines ain’t setting a new low, that bar was set long ago.  apparently if you hit one iconic homerun, you’re in.

That kind of nihilism seems reductive. I mean, we’re all going to die, the sun will swallow the earth, and the universe will eventually becoming unimaginably cold and dark.

That kind of nihilism seems reductive. I mean, we’re all going to die, the sun will swallow the earth, and the universe will eventually becoming unimaginably cold and dark.  Everything is flawed, historical and pointless.

And yet Adam Ottavino is still not in. The sonofabitch struck out Babe Ruth!

I’ve said this a lot this week but the museum can tell the story of the game without inducting everyone relevant to it into the honoured members wing.