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It would’ve taken 7-9 of them to make him look as bad as the last guy did.

Former P.F. Chang’s server/bartender here: If you can remember all the ingredients in all those sugarbomb cocktails and still manage to get a full houses’ worth of orders right, passing the bar will be cake.

“Damnit, I knew I shouldn’t have retained my P.F. Chang’s server as legal counsel. You’d think a guy with this haircut would have better judgment.

I will never get tired of seeing Khalil Mack highlights. I can’t even imagine being a Raiders fan now. I can’t imagine being a Raiders fan ever. I also can’t imagine a new color. Or my parents working out their issues. Or all the people John Lennon told me to imagine.

Seeing how Mack and Amari Cooper are thriving in new locations should be enough to get Gruden indicted for fraud and/or grand larceny.

He was at least pretty good

I do.  But I also remember that wasn’t good enough for Fox because they wanted a president you could drink beers with.  Now we have a President that is neither smart nor a person that even drinks beers.

Touts himself as the anti-Obama, yet anything he gets in trouble for is okay because Obama allegedly did it first. Which is it, motherfucker? You can't have it both ways. 

Oh god, can you imagine if Obama even made a typo before his morning coffee? It would be absolute proof that he’s a Muslim born in Kenya and also that all black people are less intelligent and also probably he’s an illuminati lizard person.

Baines is in because his former boss, Jerry Reinsdorf, is on this New Veterans’ Committee thing, so he got to plead Harold’s case in front of everyone for six hours until they voted Yes to shut Jerry up. The same thing happened with the old Veterans’ Committee that inducted all of Frankie Frisch’s old teammates from

Remember when Our President was smarter than most of us? And could read? And write? Remember what it was like to have an intelligent President?

Harold Baines was my favorite player in the mid 80s, one of the 10 best White Sox hitters of all time (big drop off starts at #2) and even I don’t think he should be in the HoF.

Cool! As a Cubs fan I look forward to the now-totally-justifiable election of Mark Grace to the Hall of Fame.

Not to mention 2 WS, MVP in 79, great hitter and even better mustache. 

This is the right and proper take. As a White Sox fan, I love Harold Baines I will not be reasonable on the subject, super excited that he is in.

Olerud out WARed Vizquel by 20 or so but sure. 

The election of Harold Baines officially makes the omission of Keith Hernandez a wanton criminal act.

Hell yeah, baby.  Get Konerko and Buehrle in there now!  

Baines is the classic example of statistics not measuring the man. If you watched him play through his career, you know he was a Hall of Famer.

HELL YEAH, HAROLD!!!!!!!!!!!!