I would have voted for Matt Patricia, but I know he doesn’t have anything to wear to the awards ceremony.

You people screw up everything with your write-in votes because someone isn’t “pure” enough for you. Don’t you morons know that by writing in Jon Gruden, you’re just splitting the Jon Gruden vote? If that happens, good luck living with Jon Gruden.

While I appreciate the Dylon style humor, college coaches are literally out here getting kids killed and convincing women to stay with domestic abusers.

Can I vote D.J. Durkin as a write-in? 

I’d appreciate if you could update the poll to reflect the appropriate RGB color code for each Jon Gruden.

That was one of the coolest videos I saw all day.

To be fair, the regions that need these jobs the most are the same ones that have gutted education spending, public transport is considered communist, and they of course now have clean coal.

Strong username-comment synergy, but:

Oh, we are about to fight now! NEVER SPEAK ILL OF PHIL!

I was recently thinking about how The Power of Love by Huey Lewis was the song that most defined the 80's. Theme song from the classic 80's movie, by the classic 80's band with the classic 80's sound. It checks off all the boxes.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

We Built This City is neck and neck with Sussudio as shittiest 80s hit.

I’ve always fallen more on the savory side

But I don’t get the hatred of We Built This City, by Starship.

I find myself in the unique positions of both being a man who’s had over 30 cavities and who is currently a beer/bourbon enthusiast. Here’s my expert take on this subject.

trump is the literal anti-christ

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

Literally this dude is a big dumb idiot that shits on everything he wants and fucks everything he can get his hands on, and has always been given a pass because he was a rich white dude. That is THE DREAM for his base. They all want to be him, desperately, and they’re happy to see him shit on and fuck everything in…

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

That schedule makes no sense at all. The absence of time frames, and gaps in spots where it’s impossible to fill without other activities makes me call shenanigans.