The correct response from the Brewer’s Association would have been, “Nah. Craft beer’s pretty good.” 

This is a man who’s most famous bit is about Hot Pockets.

Perhaps Jim Gaffigan doesn’t have the most refined palette.

You know, I can almost — almost — get where the “keep politics out of sports!!1!” crowd comes from. Those of us who love sports probably didn’t fall in love with it as adults, or because we enjoyed the complexities of labor relations or analyzing power structures in the institutions of sports. We were idiot kids who…

Clay Travis is the guy who parks too far away from the gas pump so no one can pull behind OR next to him.

One of the most frustrating things about *waves hand at world* all this going on is that these fucking idiots have more trouble applying abstract concepts than my toddler. They read stuff about Jackie Robinson and can’t fucking apply that situation to anything other than Jackie Robinson. They might be able to…

one of the many things that make the death of gawker so sad is that you have the New Yorker, a bastion of liberal seriousness, doing shoddy-ass crap like this and the desiccated-corpose-of-nick-denton’s-dream being a necessary corrective. Peter Thiel would have done the world a way bigger fucking favor if he’d gone…

This disease of these “thinkers” trying to placate these right-wing pissbabies with idiotic pieces like this is so exhausting.

A while back I got curious and went into the archives to read Clay’s first article with Deadspin. He opens by preemptively becoming defensive that people might make fun of him for sharing a first name with Clay Aiken, something I refuse to believe anybody had even thought about. So that’s his opener, but he comes back…

As my Gram used to say “Birds of a feather and all that shit...” while waving her hand in a dismissive sort of gesture.

You know, I believe him when he says he is one of the finest people he knows. Have you seen the scum he hangs around? Bars not set real high. 

Awesome, thanks man.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

Dallas PD is playing this slick. They claim this is not an officer involved shooting because she wasn’t on duty. However, let any other person but a cop break and enter, trespass, illegal discharge, reckless endangerment, careless use of a firearm and shoot someone dead and see how fast their face is on every…

Is Adrian Beltre the nicest angry man or the angriest nice man?

The Mayo Clinic says

a testicle that’s positioned higher than normal

Can’t they just untwist it from the outside?

Merkin is very close to the source here.