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Step 2: When you realize the revolution isn’t going to happen because the leaders of it just hang around in a drum circle and smoke pot all day, embrace capitalism and take a job in the Finance sector.

Especially if you start your business in California, the state that makes business owners go “you know, Texas isn’t such a bad place after all!”.

Then after you’ve put in the insane hours and start making a little money, you can change your political views, b/c they will most likely be vastly different.

Awkward on the score sheet: “DNP-knocked up by CD.”

You mean hiring a 23 year old man to coach 22 year olds wound up not being a good idea? SHOCKING!

Both Dkyes and Wolff had extensive experience and success. Do you really think that ANY experience in the women’s game is better than extensive experience coaching men?

Married for 3 years and already cheating? If I were a betting man I’d say ‘Christian’.

His boyish looks led me to assume that the “inappropriate relationship” wasn’t all that salacious, but this source implies that he got one of his players pregnant...standard idiot or 25-year-old idiot?

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

He never reached the Summitt of Women's college basketball but he did climax.

This is quite the nadir for Summit.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

At least his mom isn’t around to remember this.

Or they can call it Ray Jay.

Well, at the end there’s a replay process. And the umpires have to make a tough choice on the call. They can call it Rays. Or they can call it Jays.

More fucking PC bullshit.

Don’t you have some Two and Half Men fan fic you should be working on? You shouldn’t be using all your good material on deadspin.

“I guess we’ll come out wearing dresses tomorrow.”

This was against the old rules. Baserunners were never allowed to grab defenders.