Friends was awful

that depends. Do you consider this one post on Deadspin to be “all of the internet”?

right, so that’s a lot of words to admit that it’s not in fact “top rated”

what “ratings war” am I in exactly? ;)

He’s funny at times. Jumps a little too much into the over-reaching analogy world for me, though. But let’s be honest, he basically reads Gawker and puts it to video. Not really ground-breaking here. Oh well... tomato/potato

why are you #sad?

You started this bullshit conversation by implying that his show should have been cancelled already.

I feel #blessed that you broke out your dictionary for today’s comments. THX

you need a new schtick ;)

I love when people do this lol... So instead of just being cool and saying “you’re right, I answered a question that was never asked and tried to give data as proof of something that it doesn’t actually prove”, you go right into dick mode. Good for you kiddo. Good for you ;)

I’m angry and miserable because I’m surprised John Oliver still has a show that is just him being angry and miserable? Interesting.

so on a network that a small amount of Americans even watch or get, it’s not even the highest-rated show there.

are we talking reviews or ratings? Because those are two completely different things you know...

it’s not “top rated”

Cause Cold Stone says so!

Papa John 3:16

“the comfort of taking my pants completely off and have my legs spread approximately 4 feet apart” you betcha Sip... I take off one shoe & one pants leg + underwear to get that optimum 4 foot spread...

Left-to-right.

So you’re like a switch hitting shitter

Boy, if this morning’s sit while peeing thread was any indicator, this entire comments section is going to be going full throttle well into next week.