Sorry Lydia, it's chlamydia!

Montgomery's Father: Some colonist said "We don't want to pay taxes on your stupid tea" or whatever, and a bunch of politicians said something to the effect that "no way, you all are a bunch of traitors" or whatever, and then the altercation really broke out.

Ebony and Ivory was really only a song about pianos.

Welp, I guess the rest of my day is over. Time to go make a drink!

Also two screennames that end with "cat" being offended by things. Weird.

Clean your vagina. You got some sand in it.

Hot dog sandwiches.

This just in. Monica Lewinsky falsely accused due to sticky shit on pants motion!

You, the 7th number in the alphabet.

Superfluous like a nipple!

Well this is messed up...my name starts Thomas Edward and I pretty much look exactly the same as I. Also, my nickname is Toby to my relatives....that and I owned trains in the 80s (also tyco HO slot cars and did this kind of bullshit when cameras used big tapes.

Ponycock.

Horsecock.

Red Skin

And in place of the Star Spangled Banner, we will be playing Pink Triangle by Weezer.