Oh cool, I was waiting for Amy Poehler to create a sitcom mocking working class women with names like “Debra”. How tacky! Looking forward to this grindingly unfunny thing, Amy Poehler making fun of white working-class people. Did Trump 2020 pledge money to this show? Amy Poehler has run out of her grace period…

... neither of which are required to be public info.

This is just the Daily Stormer for the other side. Let’s see how it plays out for them, Copper!

They seriously had no idea what those photos with the rowing gear was all about?  These kids had to actively participate in the scheme for it to work. 

It’s really adorable that you think the kids will learn anything from this. 

But it has to work, Obama made it a policy....

Do you want Twitter to ban everyone from using that word? How are they supposed to decide who’s allowed to use the n-word and who isn’t?

but in general I tend to feel like it’s very rarely worth it for women to make up this kind of stuff.

Fortunately, there are none of those to be found around here.

It works for editors

Here’s our daily “GM is shit” article. Now we just need one about Elon farting and the day will be complete.

There’s a really, really, really good book, David Priess’ How to Get Rid of a President. It covers lots of ways that aren’t impeachment and has tons of history in it. One of the reasons it’s useful is that all that history makes it clear our current president isn’t anywhere near the worst in our nation’s history, as…

You guys are taking this well.

Look, I need to get you into this car today. I’ve got a big bribe payment coming up to get my kid into USC. You gotta help me out. I mean, anything but ASU, amirite? So what do I need to do to get you into this car today? Tell you what, we’ll throw in the TruCoat at 1/2 off. That’s the best I can do. Crap, my kid’s…

the result of that fight having no effect on the outcome of the game

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

If you don’t want someone reclining their seat into you,

If it’s a domestic flight and the person behind you is tall enough you’re going to ram your seat into their knees, this sounds like less of a principled stand and more like you’re just an asshole. 

This is a remarkably stupid take. 

You did it! Your legacy as the first guy to make an obvious joke in bad taste on an article about a 5-year-old being murdered is intact!