I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

Instead of running out the tired and vague implication of “the America educational system,” how about calling out the system in which numerous athletes have received meaningless degrees that they did not earn through their own learning, but which were awarded to them because of their ability to generate,…

Decriminalizing illegal border crossings is open borders. It’s a cute trick to try, but it didn’t fool anyone, except, apparently, Democrat voters.

American voters aren’t going to be shamed into open borders, or free everything.  Keep trying though.

Thanks, BahamaTodd. Patrick George declined my offer 8 months ago to publish my renders. Shame. 

Raps fans who cheered when Durant went down are pieces of shit, but people who wish death on a musician tangentially associated with a successful NBA Team because they don’t like his music are cool, got it.

I prefer to think that if I had the resources to buy/maintain a Veyron that I wouldn’t be so put out by a minor accident that I’d want to put a 61 year-old woman in fear of imminent physical harm.

We live in the best possible time to be alive on Earth. And you think we’re close to WWIII. The level of entitlement is strong with you.

This is the obligatory reminder that according to Deadspin, the Lakers should have, nay, deserved to be gifted Anthony Davis because they’re so well run.

To be fair, cars belong outside and they let them in too.

Did you just assume their species?!

Where’s the senseless inner city violence/drive by when you really need it ?

Yes, a guy who got super rich by running businesses has no clue how business works but some idiot in the Gizmodo comments who thinks that up to this point, Tesla hasn’t had accounting, despite this very article talking about Tesla’s financials team, and assumes it’s the role of the CEO of a large corporation to handle…

Ah, one from the camp of “Racism is bad, but only when directed at me”. Have fun in 2020!

Much like all the women of Jezebel!

Lol. Knicks fans are wild.

“Yes, we’d like AD, but not if it means giving up a 21-year old rookie who averaged 7pts across 20 minutes a game for the worst team in the league.”

Welcome Mitchell Robinson to the Ivan Nova Memorial “you’re good, not great, but NY sports fans say you’re untouchable in a trade” Hall of Fame!

A natural process is groan-worthy? I’m genuinely more confused now.

Are Anchorman references lost on you? Sad.

Maybe Brick Tamlin was wrong when he stated that “The bears can smell the menstruations.” Perhaps it was actually the chocolate that accompanies such monthly cycles that they smell and are attracted to?