Many moons ago, when I was a teen, the Cadillac deVille was a great place to mambo.

Thank God you were here to tell us how inaccurate the video was, we almost had a good laugh and a smile.

3am EST and still can’t get in.

Bring back 80’s bush and bikinis, please!

re: eBay. I really miss being able to leave negative feedback for shit buyers. Every week I have a non-paying bidder, one return for “Doesn’t fit, wrong item”, and some (0) feedback dipshit that is always “No Longer A Registered User” keeps popping up.

I absolutely fucking despise the phrase.

Conker the Squirrel is my spirit animal.

To be fair, excellent casting choice. She does look like she’s recovering from something...

She was so damned hot in Secretary.

You guys just love talking out of your ass, don’t you?

That would require the guy have a functioning brain...

Can the staff over at TMZ really be called “reporters”?

I need to see this movie. I haven’t really been a fan of hers until The Heat, but I’d love to see her do something serious or dramatic.

I feel you. I’ve have baristas put it down as “Jayson”, then get furious when I don’t respond to “Jay”.

Annoying little shit, aren’t you?

Thank you for your deep, insightful comment. I’ve learned a lot tonight and will need to think on this for quite some time.

In line at the Newport Music Hall in Columbus, OH, some douche was trying to “don’t you know who I am?” at the door, and eventually got shoved by someone, into me.

As I’ve almost always been my own boss, no, I haven’t left many positions I cared about, that’s a fair statement. You’re still making assumptions about what I do and don’t understand. So kudos to you Mr. Psychic.

Yes, because “In the short-term—don’t let this bullshit affect you.” screams professionalism...

And you base this on what?