If I’m friendly with someone, I’ll send them a personal email.

This kind of shit just oozes ego.

My post is 100% true. At the time we wrote the divorce decree, we were joking and having a good old time. Her new husband hates me because she continued to sleep with me after they got married.

I have read the entire EULA, and no where does it mention being able to circumvent ownership laws and disabling my hardware.

My ex-wife (the second one) made amazing chicken and dumplings, and I actually managed to get it put in the divorce decree that she had to make them for me one more time.

“I would like your penis in or around my mouth region” is a favorite.

Permanent, temporarily, either way it’s fucking illegal to disable a piece of hardware you bought and paid for in full.

I keep telling people to read those damned licensing agreements when they sign up for shit like this...just more proof you don’t really “own” the systems you buy anymore, you’re just licensing it.

The closer she got to a panty shot, the shinier and more gold they became. Once you could see the black, they went full gold.

Here in VA we do it, too.

According to the story they will reimburse the impound fees, which would include the hook and tow.

And why would you ignore someone who says they have video evidence that the wrong person was arrested.

I actually really like the Optima...

I really didn’t think it’d be any good, by wow, he’s committed to it, I’m now excited.

As much as I respect Ezra, when I explain Doug to friends, I just tell them he’s the Dave Berry of the auto world.

you should see the pictures of me in a processed-silk shirt at my fifteenth birthday bash

I’m almost 100% sure latency would be factored into any maneuver. Analyze the signal for 60 seconds, add the average as a buffer, and go. The instant there’s a break in comms you shut off flow.

So I’m the only one greatly disturbed by his lack of a penis...

Don’t go giving Prima ideas...