Utter and complete perfection.

@Kali Mama: I was thinking the same thing. I'm pretty sure I would just end up looking like a hypochondriac obsessed with cupcakes, but it's something to think about.

@hypnotic: I think it helps if your head is kind of an empty vessel.

What were the Obamas like when you met them?

@SisterMaryMartha: She's one of the many who I like as a celeb, but probably wouldn't like as a person. See also: JLo.

@Archetype: Mulan! I'm sorry, is this supposed to be serious NR-type talk?

@lucyjae: Oooh. Vampire Willow was soooo hot.

@lucyjae: I'm apparently a nerdier girl, because I would even include the master.

Um, being cute? Seriously, the. cutest. pic. ever.

Now if only they made "chew tampons" or "puppy menstrual pads," my best friend's dog could finally feel unashamed of her true chewing love.

But what does Miss Cleo have to say about all this? Honestly, she was the only one I ever trusted. Wait, wasn't she indicted or something?

I actually can't watch this show because of the levels of crazy, which is really saying something given the "Real Chances of Rocks of Love" that I regularly watch without shame.

@Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed: A Kiriakis would NEVER approve of John Mayer. NEVER! I kind of wish her dad was Stefano. He would know JUST what to do with him...MUHAHAHAHA!!!!

@sybann: Nate Archibald? For a second, I was certain she was Little J...

@Mama Penguino: You'd better slap me twice because he's still in mine.

@AbbyNormal: I'm built an awful lot like the diminutive/freakishly short one in the middle and never leaning over in anything low-cut is pretty key. It can go from a Halloween costume to catastrophic really quick.

@chancentrate: Take that back! Blossom ruined nothing. In my opinonation, the sun is gonna surely shiiiine!

I'm like a toddler in a hat. Meaning, I get sweaty and uncomfortable and always end up taking it off and throwing it.

I know it's not a great excuse. No, it COMPLETELY blows, but nice try, Gwyn.

@Eaten not Slurped: Well I got an Activiaaaaaaaaaa .