@velvet.fistfull of love: Zing!

Man, I'm glad I recovered from my childhood bouts of shoplifting better than Winona did. Because honestly, I too like pills. And as a teenager, I used to like to leave department stores with designer clothes I didn't pay for. But I'm doing okay. Maybe because I'm not fabulously wealthy? How does that make sense?

@MakeLoveToTheJudgesWithYourEye...: I think you're thinking of the super-awesome Envogue/Salt-n-Pepa "What a Man" duet!

Aw man, in my "Shoop" haste, I totally missed Sam in the background. Linds, what did you do ? Because if you ain't appreciatin', I'm willing to pick up the pieces...

...you would be an uzi, shotgun bang! What's up with that thang...I wanna know, how does it hang?!?

@HitOrMs: WHAT? ALL THIN PEOPLE DON'T SMOKE CRACK?

@BrutallyHonestBabes: Me too! Do you rememer the Clinique "Happy" ads of the late 90s? The perfume smelled pee-esque, but I totally bought it because they were smiling and dancing in the ads.

@Macloserboy: Ya think? Well if black is the new black, I say right on .

Oh for Chrissakes, he's holding a microphone! He is not having bedroom-times with Michelle! He was talking and her ear got in the way, stupid magazine!!!

Off-topic, but I was wasting time waiting for Real Housewives:ATL last night, and one of those "Bring it On" sequels was on, and both Solange Knowles and Rihanna were in it. I felt this was something I should have known, and Jezebel should have told me.

Love DVF with a passion, but they don't work on my short and curvy body.

@anonymiss: Ignore it, my dear.

I'm probably going to hell for saying this (heh), but all these "Christian" stars, purity rings, and weird Mormon vampires seriously creep me out. Maybe it's because I grew up in the age of grunge, but this stuff just gives me the willies.

The "hot chicks" on that site are so often so clearly such douchebags too.

"I'm sorry ma'am, the FAA has just ruled that you cannot fly with over 3 ounces of Prada. I'll have to confiscate that."

@Archetype: I found myself getting those strange, hard to define Maddow-like feelings for Michelle. And not just because I wanted to pounce on her and steal her entire outfit.

"I may play a girl in love with a Mormon vampire but I am sooooo edgy."

@Hamsterpants: Now there's an idea I could get behind.

@Understater: I don't know, I always thought Pocahantes looked like a supermodel.

@lydia_gwilt: WIN!