You know what isn't magical? Multiple pairs of $200 jeans you buy at your thinnest. Those buggers don't have an inch of give.

@JinxyMcDeath: Aw man, you were devowelled! That comment brought the funny.

@Samanthrax: Me too! I'm sure there were words in this article, but all I can think is DONUTS, DONUTS, DONUTS, DONUTS...

Momma's looking more Sasha Fierce than B in this one.

Gossip Girl. And Lindsay Lohan.

@SisterMaryMartha is ready for 2009.: I thought I was the only one who watched that movie when I was way too young! But seriously, put "sex" in the title, or put it on Showtime After Dark, and I was front and center.

Oh Victoria . And to think your little-seen gem "Casual Sex" was a childhood favorite of mine...

Oh honey child, what are you wearing???

Well now I'm gonna have to ask my boyfriend to marry me. These dresses are fantastically absurd , and I love them all.

In a little over a week, she will NOT be our vice president-elect.

@MissKittyFantastico: You owe me a soda :).

Yeah, Dick. "W" was no "Mr. Holland's Opus."

@Archetype: It's turned into a weapon to use against actually feminists. Now ain't that a bitch.

@TheTurtleGirl: My damn liberal mind...it's so easily fooled by facts and logic.

My panties. Now Ryan, let's get me out of this skirt...

I use sex in a "sensible way" too, which is how I got the reputation as a ruler and conquerer.

@devilchyld22: i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know i know...

Yeah Oprah, screw Wall Street. If they want to look powerful they should dress like they're in "the heart of Chicago's Magnificent Mile."

I'm black, so I can't go blonde unless I want to become a rock star or an R&B singer.

@hellonini9: Me too. I blame Tupac.