To stop a speeding bus? (Seriously he has never been hotter than when all pumped up and buzzcut in that movie.)

Some of these reviews make sense—I'm not certain Angelina is a good actress, I could see Clint telling a woman's story distorted by the male perspective—but the ones that focus on her lips just FAIL. She has great big lips. Deal with it.

@Archetype: I kind of am too, I'm afraid. This spread was so lovely it was luscious.

"Sir, you're not in the computer."

As Marky Mark once wisely said: Blame it on a black man. What the heck?

PLEASE let her do Oprah too!

@badmutha: And we overcame that hate and intolerance in one of my favorite and most aptly-named cases in modern jurisprudence: Loving v. Virginia .

Well even though I wasn't at all on the fence before, Tim Gunn's stern talking-to only strengthens my No on Prop 8 vote. I'm just sad that the people who actually would vote for that hateful Proposition probably couldn't give two shits what Tim Gunn has to say :(.

@JerseyGrrrl: I just meant that it takes red and blue peen, but now that I think about it, it would also welcome Rachel Maddow.

He looks like he's trying to hypnotize me with those eyes. It will not work. His little "I'm friend with Paris for a documentary I'm working on that no one's ever heard of and appears to never be coming out" period ruined him for me.

You know what is yummy and budget-friendly? Butterfingers and Yellowtail. That's how I'm gonna spend my Halloween. And it's gonna be delicious.

That is Beyonce, not Sasha. You can tell by the lack of makeup, loose-fitting clothes, casual ponytail and an overall general lack of fiiiiieeeerceness.

Angelina is taking a break from films like I'm going to stop spending 70% of my day on Jezebel and start focusing on my work.

Nothing to see here, folks. We're definitely not bonin'. You can tell because we're walking in opposite directions.

@lizzzz: I'm going with sister. CC's 44...I doubt that woman could have a 44-year-old daughter.

@Jessi Ramsey: Oh goodness—Prop 8 and Palin in one post? I don't think I can stomach it.

@whats_in_a_name: Oh I come from a great big ole fam too. I also wouldn't mind a house full of Tracks, Trigs, and Trailers of my own someday, but I'd just like that to be my choice.

@BrutallyHonestBabes: Ha! It's funny cause it's true.

@whats_in_a_name: Pullint out clearly not the Palin forte. But I won't judge and respect their right to choose to have a ginormous family. Now if only Sarah would reciprocally respect my right to choose.

It's wrong, I know. But I have tried and I have no use for this man when clothed.