I haven't the words. Except: these poor, poor babies.

She better get away from that thing before Hugh Hefner tries to take them both back to the mansion.

@JessicaLovejoy cavorts with terriers: Your comment made me fantasize that Barack was my dad. Given the other fantasies I tend to have about him, now I just feel all kinds of dirty.

@Archetype: Is it wrong of me to be suspicious of this throat infection? Especially when she appears to be an up-and-coming little party monster?

The yeast infection she invariably got from those pants?

@AthertonMerriweather: Me too! I was trying to understand what it was that made me smile goofily every time I see her. Finally I realized it had a name and that name was "a crush."

I'm so embarrassed by our utter ridiculousness, I'm about to piss my pants!

@labeled: Oh good, y'all see it too! I was worried it would seem insensitive to point it out, but the resemblance is creepily uncanny.

Too much awfulness. I also can't handle his demented cat in the hat photo...

@hortense: I'm gonna go ahead and treat that stain like a portal. If that means I have to rip that shirt off and press my body against his naked flesh, well so be it.

This is just all kinds of amazing. But Tyty, can we follow up on this "porn party" with Jael???

Well that's fantastic news, but mostly because we'll be spared from seeing people walking around in "Free Britney" shirts.

You got me! These shorts are totally a joke. Even I know they're ridiculous.

Super cute. But for some reason, I feel like that playground should be darker, mistier, and a little ominously fantastical.

Not shutting it down.

Poor thing...he's just so cold and lonely because he can't find Tito.

@tashatakeadive: www.google.com

Where is a good sickle when you need one?

@nolongerinacubiclestillawhore: Also, I never wear pants! Aren't I adorably edgy?

As Justin Timberlake once wisely said, damn girl!