That's the most chaotic photo I've ever seen. I think I'm in love with it.

He totally stole this from my site "Masculine Beauty." It explores how farts really are funny, regular showers are overrated, and emotional unavailability is a lost art.

From what I hear, some freaky stuff goes on in Hef's bedroom. I'll admit the "Girls Next Door" life looks fun, until I realize that at night, they all climb into his round bed, turn on gay porn, and take turns on the ancient peen.

@ladeedah: Angry and obnoxious times call for angry and obnoxious measures. (And it made me laugh :)!)

Look at that face! Someone is (rightly) not a fan of his Wetherly School uniform.

Well Iron Man just got a major upgrade. Love me some Cheadle!

@plothole: No, but that was her Golden Globe dress, which was a vintage Chanel.

Those pictures are so pretty my eyes are bleeding.

@kickingthecrap: Mmmm, dirty O'Reilly brothers. They have a third brother who wrote for Oz and was similarly all kinds of hot.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend wore crazy rubber dresses and improbable shoes like me...

She looks mighty smug for someone who's dating teen wolf and wearing an ace bandage as a dress.

She actually rode a giant peach to the airport. Shhhh!

@Im Chuck Bass: The real one is already one too many.

Friend: "We are so damn hip that I'm actually embarrassed to show my face."

This article points out that while Barack Obama does not have slave roots, Michelle would be the first First Lady who does.

Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! It's Tracey Flick! Be cool. Just avert your eyes and eat your apple.

Up there, daddy! It's one more season of the Chappelle Show. C'mon, do it! For the kids.

@PilgrimSoul: Ditto. With a passion.

@The HZA: That sucks balls. Drink yourself silly this weekend and remember all the reasons your job sucked! (I don't know that it did, but most do a little.)

@SleeplessNights: Yeah, small butts are awesome too!