@sabbaticalplease: I'm confused, what are they baiting?

@Shiva-Shakti: Lots of things are different in the Deep South :), but you can take the progestin-only mini-pill while breastfeeding.

The reaction a lot of commenters had to Eva Longoria's tiny cute butt, that's what I have to this. Perfection.

@badmutha: Although from the sounds of it, the Jezes would be committing all kinds of homicide if need be. The comment wars alone could be brutal.

I'm staring 30 in the face, I have a graduate degree, a profession, and a long-term boyfriend. The ONE TIME in the past year I had a pregnancy scare (which was more due to my own hypochondria than any empirical signs), I became hyper-vigilant in that area because I knew an unwanted pregnancy would ruin my life.

Well duh bodyguarding is more about brain that brawn. We all learned that when Kevin Costner beat the crap out of Whitney Houston's hefty bodyguard in the kitchen after the disastrous "Queen of the Night" club show.

@katekate is squared: It's very generational. My dad (and really most people I know over 50) have been talking assassination since he became a viable candidate. I thought it was because of what they went through during the Civil Rights Movement and figured they were all jaded in a way my generation isn't. But then…

@mama_t: Ha! That last part got me. I really don't want to have to kill my white boyfriend either.

@descent: I was totally right. It took the internet a moment to regain its composure. Hot damn look at that dress. And hair. And face. On both of them!

They finally did it. The Hayek gorgeousness broke the internet.

That bestie was the best! After I read it, I decided against commenting—there would be no point when anything I could say had been said ten times funnier already.

Oh my. I just hope he slices that sucker open before he consummates.

I think Candace and Kenley should teach a class on how not to answer valid questions or accept criticism.

Oh Jude, you know what they say. Once you go black...

@ruffians: I had a similar experience. Virginity was kind of a...burden. I think it's because I was in my 20s, far from religious, and it was kind of like a novelty.

@SisterMaryMartha is tired of McCranky.: But that shouting was warranted. Kenley brings out the worst in all of us. Last night, I was yelling "shut up!" every time she opened her mouth. My boyfriend was worried for me—we both agree it's probably good that the season's almost over.

@PamR: Oh dear! You totally do!

@andheartss: Yeah I started at 17 for the same reason (sex didn't start til later). My own hormones are enough of a bitch. Synthetic hormones suuuucck.

I'm just jealous that she presumably never had to take GD hormonal birth control. The devil's combination pill, I say.

"Yes the flats are Chanel. And they are fabulous."