Oh Mimi. She always reminds me of that scene in "Troupe Beverly Hills" when they're talking about badges and one of them takes some off because "too many accessories ruin an outfit."

@Hamsterpants: I still think it is a gigantic joke that he is our governor. It boggles my mind that he is taken seriously. Sometimes, I'm like, COMMANDO is our governor. For real.

@Archetype: So was mine! And my second was to "Rush, Rush" later that same night.

Last night, when Palin kind of shambled her way across the stage at the start of the debate to shake Biden's hand and said "Can I call ya Joe?" I really had to remind myself it wasn't Saturday night and she wasn't Tina Fey.

@descent_into_votd: "trying TO think of one of those". See? Gosh darn it, I'll get back to ya!

@Triphena: Wow, you are skilled. I was trying of thinking of one of those, but it gave me a headache and I decided to go get a mocha instead.

I think you need A parent who is going to push you, compliment you, scare you—whatever works to make you succeed. On all fronts, that was my dad. I love my mom the world, but she just wasn't that parent in my household. She was the one I shopped with, gossiped with, and fought with. She still is. My dad was the lawyer…

@goldengirl23: Oh, being black has EVERYTHING to do with it.

@braak: Yeah, and who are "you people"? Are you implying that I'm black?

@R_Claw...building a bridge to nowhere.: Hm, let me guess what you could possible have to snark on about this pic...why is this "B" place thanking people for visiting? What a loser!

By FAR the best part, far and away above the braless eating sunflower seeds bits is this gem:

@AthertonMerriweather: Who knew Dr. Pepper was a gynecologist?

Why am I so excited! by the R&R new! when lord KNOWS my boyfriend didn't buy me no ring today? Is it because I know I'm not getting a ring any time soon? Are celebs my proxy? Is it like the way I watch The Rachel Zoe Project because I love clothes and bags so very, very much and have so very little money? I die.

Fight the urge to wipe your fingers on that black dress after you dig into that bag, Linds. Won't be pretty.

@labeled: descent_into_votd watches it every time it's on USA. so that means my saturdays for the past 5 years have been accounted for.

@Macloserboy: I should set you up on a playdate with my boyfriend. Last night he corrected me on a handbag brand on the Rachel Zoe Project.

empty space where a soul should be.

I get the feeling Lourdes runs that household, only because we have never seen her leave the house in a Kabbalah costume.

You stay classy, McCain campaign.

I think she's a precocious little bugger. And by she, I mean either of them.