@AbbyNormal: And the Janet Jackson video!?!

I'm going to all kinds of hell because that first story made me laugh out loud.

I wonder if she's wearing that scarf to show her support for VOTE NO ON PROP 8. I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and go with yeah.

It's funny. Everyone says how awful this season is, and I see how it isn't as good as prior seasons, but it is still SO MUCH BETTER than just about everything else on TV.

Lady, you've got it all wrong. Michelle's built like a shit BRICKHOUSE!

@Jemae: Hm, check YOUR PM :)...

But she SMILES WITH HER WHOLE BODY, bitches.

@stacyinbean: Check your PM...

I just spent like $50 on the sponge on Amazon this weekend. Any idea why it was this expensive and why it was so hard to find?

Wow. From "men's magazine vs. women's magazine" to "broken down doll vs. commercial" to the endless landscape of smiling with your eyes, this game sounds HARD.

Aw, Teacake, Teacake, Teacake! As I put off the legal research that I was supposed to do this weekend, can I say how thoroughly I miss college? Reading literature as, like, an assignment was the bee's knees.

@hortense: Also did not go over well in my living room. My white boy friend? Wasn't really feeling it.

@heykoukla: Further proof that he is, in fact, a perfect fit for me. I happen to be a girl in need of a tourniquet. Save me, Jordan Catalano, save me!

@AthertonMerriweather: Agree whole-freaking-heartedly. He can date as many teenagers as he wants. He can wear all the eye-makeup he wants. And apparently, he can wear as many ill-advised scarves as he wants. He had me the second he grabbed Angela's hand in slow motion walking down the hall.

Am I the only one who ALWAYS expects Heather Graham to be wearing rollerskates? Honestly it's been over 10 years and i don't think she even wore rollerskates to promote the damn thing, and I STILL expect her to wear them. Rollergirl was a really life-changing role. At least for me, it was.

@Kivrin: The cutest and sweetest reaction to this terrible, terrible news.

@brendastarlet: I certainly did, but I've always been a special case.

@Papershoes: And with her father, she'll also get all the luxury goods a girl could ever want.

@badmutha: My terror is that we have swung the other way with all of this "purity ring" and abstinence-only education garbage. Which takes away any possibility of real education and true sex-positivity and just creates some sort of weird paradox where sex is evil, but you have to have lots of it to be cool.

I'm so conflicted about all this. Part of me is horrified for kids coming up with a (truly amazing) show like "Gossip Girl" that treats sex like it's no big deal, porny ads, and starlets who are famous for sex tapes.