“$127,896,600 million in 5 seasons.”

That would be literally the WORST

The cheerleaders on the victim’s team were just casually looking at him and shaking their pompoms for a long time.

His mom sweeps the house with a Warriors broom.

I had a different read on it last night: I thought they were trying to harness Rousey’s bad acting in a way that worked. For example, I thought her cutting off the drumroll was clearly intentional and supposed to be her cutting past Stephanie’s faux-friendly bullshit. In that context, her rough delivery felt natural…

Life is so much more enjoyable if you allow yourself to have some fun, I promise.

Doesn’t seem that smart to me.

If you need a lawyer to look over every nook & cranny of a statement that you release the day after the ESPN report saying, “I have never discussed with Christian Dawkins paying DeAndre Ayton to attend the University of Arizona” (i.e., what he ended up saying)...it strongly suggests there…

Wut?

thank you... lets eliminate sexism and just take the top 100 athletes in each sport, no gender distinction at all!

oh bless your heart for “thinking” it’s about sexism (I put thinking in quotes because you’re more just an outrage artist).

gross. i hate people who fuck in random public utility spaces thinking it’s edgy.

I hope some rando masturbates in your kitchen or bathroom, or whatever.

Seven straight finals trips?

That, and a high-usage, high-possession guy who can’t defend is kinda wasted on a team with LeBron.

Dude is a cancer in that locker room. The Cavs seemingly had really good chemistry and then he decided to try to turn the team against his childhood friend.

aye, ding dongs - he’s talkin about Kyrie

Second best player? You meant 5th right?

I actually kind of like it for them? Once LeBron bolts, they’ll at least have something resembling a core to start the rebuild.

See I find the Pepsi one more understandable if you start with “hey, people love Kendall Jenner” (I think that’s a dubious proposition, but if you start there, I can see how you get here).

Really? Not as exciting? It’s not like Foles shit the bed and hung on by the skin of his teeth; he played about as well as any QB possibly could. Even the INT was a dumb bounce off a receiver that could have happened to anyone.

Congratulations, Detroit. You have just hired the DC who lost the Super Bowl despite the fact that his own team never punted.