“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

Jesus KD, you just got away with it and you know it, yet you still put on a show, clapping like a dipshit just like you did as you ran and hid from Westbrook earlier this year.

I dunno. We should ask Congress.

Eh, I think a lot of people consider the Christmas slate of games to be the unofficial start of the “real” NBA season. Personally, I look forward to them.

Chris, I love your writing and think you are incredibly insightful, but Doc is not a “proven” head coach unless you mean, “proven to be incredibly overrated and is lucky to have won a championship once.”

Yeah maybe on the defensive end

Hold up. Did you really say that DeAndre Jordan is better than Kevin Love?

*In DLB voice* BUT HOW CAN IT BE BOTH!?!?

I’m a fan and he is both. Sometimes at the same time.

This doesn’t embarrass them though and Lillard looks like a jackass mixing it up with those idiots.

it’s a joke about the kobe ceremony

While I partly agree, I don’t think LeBatard would react that way if there wasn’t some truth to it. Lebatard gets ESPN’s shtick, he’s not as dumb as some of the other pundits. Dan also must know, like everyone speculating online, that, like all these other scandals lately, there is might(probably) is more to this than…

Agreed. That clothes looks terrible on radio!

Gotz is a treasure

I’d say that James had established possession on that particular catch. As much as I loathe both teams, Pittsburgh (in my opinion) got fucked.

So turning upfield isn’t a football move when crossing the goal line now?

I honestly hope Burfict misses every game from now on and dies penniless. The guy spent his entire career trying to injure people with dirty shots.

No worse than Sinatra or any of the other lounge singers.

What gets lost in all this bullshit is no one really asked for a safer game. Everyone knew it was dangerous (to what extent is the issue I’ll address in a second) from the players to the fans and especially to the league. Where the NFL stepped on its dick, like everyone who steps on their dick, is the cover up. If…

The Apple iPad kid is a girl? I honestly couldn’t tell. I think I saw a small ear stud for like half a second but I figured Apple’s depiction of hipster Brooklyn middle school kids of either gender could have those.