Thats probably not a bad thing if you’re a chiefs fan...

I actually really like Collingsworth’s commentary most games. I think his biggest problem is not coming across as an arrogant jackass while he clearly demonstrates he knows more about every facet of football than you.

Ah I see, well I’m sure it will be effective on that front haha

Is that meant to be funny? I... I... can’t tell..

He was there.

Could be worse. In middle school I had a similar situation where a ball squirted pass the keeper and I had a wide open goal. I rolled my plant foot awkwardly and broke my ankle while completely missing the ball with my kicking foot. The bad part however was that I was on the ground crying in pain and the coaches…

I’m gonna go cry and hug my dog for the next 2 hours. Maya looks like a nice doggie.

Minor league teams need names like this. Names like Jumbo Shrimp, Biscuits, Yard Goats, and Blue Wahoos are all great. It also serves as inspiration to elevate your game since going from a team called the rubberducks to a team called the clippers is an incredible inprovement.

I once pooped off a cliff at the grand canyon... I squatted over it holding a tree trunk and starting laughing at the thought of me falling off and people having to explain to my friends and family that I fell to my death while trying to shit into the canyon... good memories.

Yeah or all of the people at whatever halloween party he went to? I mean I throw on a bomber jacket with jeans and go as Maverick and I get 50 assholes making the same I can’t be Tom Cruise because I’m way to tall joke. I feel like people had to be saying that his costume was slightly wrong. That being said the…

Picturing this woman snagging a hard hit foul ball out of the air with that glove is really funny to me.

Why does every single NFL matchup this season sound awful?

Whoa man chill out... I don’t really know what you are talking about when you say tOSU fans can’t spell. When one person says OH someone else is suppose to say IO. Which spells Ohio... I mean is it the coolest thing in the world? No. But neither is the seminoles waving their hands like axes or the gator chomp. They’re…

The last time I was at wrigley, dudes were pissing in the corner of the restroom just on the wall. There were also cups of piss everywhere, including outside of the restroom. Still a better experience then the time I went to a Cardinals-Red Sox world series game and had to listen to the loudest Bostonian try to start…

I wish it did. Have them kick PATs, except your kicker can only take one of the kicks. Its best out of 5. Those 10 kicks would if been the best parts of this game.

I find that I’m only really watching the cowboy’s (not at all a cowboys fan) and the only reason is so that I can watch Ezekial Elliot run plays. I don’t know why but I’m currently finding a hard 4 yard run much more entertaining than any pass play in the NFL, which I find strange.

After seeing that punch around 6,000 times, my favorite part is no longer the actual punch but the fact that he kept his glove on and went to slap him with back side of it afterwards.

Yeah since drones are such a dangerous hobby. He should of wrapped himself in bubble wrap and not moved until his start right?

Yeah, I think they are going for the same type of thing as the NBA shows with Shaq, Chuck, and Kenny. The problem is half of them are speaking second languages, they aren’t really funny, and they don’t really have anything interesting to say... They got the slightly incompetent part down though, just like the nba guys.