Lol “watch hockey"

I just love the idea of a guy getting a college degree only to measure shit levels from different bodies of water all day.

Holy shit that’s a lot of white guys on the field at once.

Well for me the key was to simply let them in. Once they walk in and see 20 blacked out dudes hitting on 8 fat chicks they usually leave fairly quickly. But then again maybe my college experience wasn’t like everyone else’s...

I appreciate the story but I think the first line pretty much sums up your multi-paragraph comment.

That’s usually about when I grab the trusty fifth of Jim out of the bag and pretend I’m not actually taking this round seriously. I also typically am seething with anger but hide it under a facade of happiness and say shit like “it’s a beautiful day” and “great day for golf, gentlemen” among other douchey things.

Well maybe one strawberry bush... It was the 80s...

The UFC interview process:

From this video I gather that these are some other people that likely work at UFC: Michael Bradley, Moby, The hasslebeck brothers, James Carville, pit bull, and Vin Diesel.

Damn.... and I spent 2 minutes when I was on the shitter making this yesterday after there was a chance for Cleveland....

9/11 is definitely the clearest memory. I remember they were doing the morning announcements at my elementary school and they just cut off. 5 minutes later they came back on and said all students were going back home. None of the teachers told us what was going on but they all had tears in their eyes. When I got home…

The good thing about knowing Willis is a ghost is that you can look for the subtle hints that he is one when you’re not suppose to know.

The US needs Tim Robbins now more than ever.

I could be wrong but I don’t think any other national team has the population statistics to pull that off. Are there any other countries that actually field teams that have a population that small?

I always pronounce his name Duh-why-aang because the spelling bothers me. I also can’t ever say Brett Favre.

Mouthguards thrown: Curry

Cleveland ran them out of the building tonight, I think 7 was closest the warriors got? The NBA doesn’t decide games, the players do. They’re the ones that you know, actually take the shots and play the game and all that other important stuff. A bad call doesn’t determine a game, especially not this one. Cavs won it…

Other people I always play with: