Sitting in the front.

"Guarantee" is a big word.  Especially when you stick a "damn" inside it.

And at least they're going with a villain (or, opponent) that wasn't in the Raimi movies.  This could just be good.

The fact that people watch a singing-based reality show and then tune out from a singing-based scripted show (starring a talented and gorgeous Idol alum) is a little confusing and mostly sad.

Narratively, that plot was a non-starter, but I liked it anyway.  I enjoy Kevin-Veronica stories more often than not because they break up the sort of misery that comes from most of the characters being bad in some way from episode to episode.  The Kevin And Veronica Show is like a traditional, "everything's okay…

My hope is that the hooker mishap wasn't just another random Runkle humiliation, and will actually be another step in his getting away from casual sex.  It would definitely make me think twice.

I was only half-watching, but I really liked Jeannie telling-off Marty.  Although the stuff that led-up to it seemed… odd.  Like, it seemed like the kind of thing that must have happened at some point before.  It's not like this team is brand new.

I liked Steve's return; pleasant and understated.  Completely agree about the grossness of papa Milkovic and the not-quite-right-ness of Sheila labeling her daughter a rapist.  The latter is hopefully something that will be revisited; I'm hoping the landing gear trauma is weighing so heavily on her that she isn't…

So are you saying that Blackhawks fans and Bulls fans never drink to excess?  Or do there, in fact, exist no Blackhawks fans or Bulls fans in Chicago?

Wasn't that sex-master Michael Sheen, not Martin?

I don't understand how that's possible.  What has Fiona done to make her more offputting than a guy who destroys his kids' credit ratings to fuel his alcoholism, tries to take a baby away from his family to give him to his crazy mother (again, just for booze money), lets a girl 30-40 years younger than him jump his…

@avclub-2fb050f720ec05278c847e73863e15fe:disqus Well I think we saw the worst of him in the rape trial last season.  He screwed that director's wife with the sole intent of shoving it in the guy's face and ruining his marriage.  He took a shit on Bill's car, and overall treated Bill with a lot of undeserved disdain. …

The Vampire Diaries wants to (literally) suck the life out of me!  By sucking.  And being on the CW.  I kid, I've never seen more than a minute of it.  But I cannot and will not bring myself to watch anything vampire-based in this day and age.  Yech.  Y'know, plus the whole 30 Rock+Parks and Rec+Archer+Unsupervised…

TOO LATE, Janine!

Man… what the fuck, ABC.

You had me at "a lot of ass."  You know, the last thing you said.

What ever happened to Dave Herman and Phil LaMarr?  You can't see them anywhere anymore.  They were so good.  I miss them.  Sometimes I think I hear their voices while I watch cartoons.  Because I miss them so much, and cartoons make me nostalgic.

Boy, they really hit the ground running.  Laughed my ass off, especially
at the Li'l Wayne stabbings and the "…………………………….
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!" sketch.  Ancestry and Medical Marijuana were quite funny as well.  Hope the show lasts.

So, I finally decided to jump into Justified this season.  Seen three episodes and I'm loving it.  I'm wondering if it's been this good (approximately) from the start, or if it took a while to reach this quality.  Whaddya say?

Agreed, completely.  Dude's definitely got some psychological screws loose.  McDonough's doing very well with that performance.