Your shoes are wet, but your pants are bone dry?

Second.

But I— I LIVE ON THROUGH THIS ARM!!

Yeah, that's the impression I've been under all along, and that Peter was just simply wrong when he thought different.  However, I've also been grappling with the idea that an alternate timeline and an alternate universe are, for all intents and purposes, the same thing.  At least, that's what my extremely limited…

This just in: all awards shows shitty and meaningless.

AHH that's what that was!  I saw that blood scene and drew a complete blank.

@avclub-b1ef00d12df9bd49c8c9718c39df0771:disqus The tension in her face in that last close-up as she was chasing Jones looked, to me, like she hit the brakes at the last second, and that was the difference between her being sliced in half, and her car's engine being sliced in half.

Since I'm aware of what Morgan actually said, I'm able to appreciate Jordan's "outrageous remarks" as a surrogate for the real stuff (and a marginally funny surrogate, at that).  If I wasn't aware, then yeah the plot wouldn't make much sense to me.  But I imagine most of 30 Rock's viewers have probably heard about…

Most of them are in police evidence lockers.

I. LOVE! CHINATOWN!

Too plastic surgerish for me.  Eyes are still nice, everything below them looks just slightly wrong.  Though I guess I'm just being picky; she was unbelievably gorgeous when she was younger, and now she's believably pretty.

Wasn't there some kind of story that he left the show because Alec Baldwin said it was ending last season?

I'm in Chinatown, baby!

*applaud @avclub-83de02c3cfc3634de1279cbc17a8fbae:disqus*

*likes comment despite disagreeing*

This episode had some great stuff in it.  I think the Ron-Chris storyline was actually my favorite part — simple, but ultimately pretty significant.  However, between Andy and Bobby, there was way too much stupidity for one episode.

HE'S THE WIZ!  AND NOBODY BEATS HIM!

Ah, now returns the Thursday of too much good TV.  I am happy it's back.

Your corrections are incorrect, Sean.  All she needed was a couple commas.

Oh wow!  I thought that was just Andy Richter!