There's a third thing they can't do, too.  Can you remember what it is?

What the hell are semis?

Me so comment, me so Guybrush!

@avclub-bc1744b6ddecde924eb7faa4211beaec:disqus Pop.

"This guy's like human frogurt."

Duh-doy!

Then when he's not expecting it, BAM!  The old forkinnehand!

I would agree with that.  Charlie is much less selfish than the others, and never malicious.

She is good-looking to a surprising degree.  And I agree with most of the other things you said there as well.  Although I'd say Jennifer's Body was "enjoyable," rather than "pretty good."

I will, pending a few questions getting answered.  Will there be celery, loaded with plenty of cellulose?  Will the celebrities' asses have cellulite?  And will it happen in a place where one can get cellular service?

@sconn You, being an AV Club commentator, have just created a paradox.  Stop trolling and get back to your studies.

My thoughts exactly.  I loved that Elijah Wood interview.

Haven't seen ol' Tek in a while.

That Fox News stuff does get old sometimes.  It's like, we get the point by now, they're all bastards and crazy people and straight-up liars.  Who cares anymore?  Anyone who doesn't understand that by now never will, and most of us who do understand that have long since accepted it as a simple reality of human…

I dunno why you have to make it a Stewart-vs.-Colbert thing.  It's not like they air at the same time or on different networks.  I find that the two complement each other quite well, in fact, in terms of their interviewing strengths and the kinds of guests they tend to book.

I think their strengths in interviews lie in different areas:

I didn't think Ross was gonna assassinate Zajac; in fact I didn't think he was gonna do anything, but I was hoping he'd at least punch him.  I expected a handshake-and-stinkeye combo, so I was pleasantly surprised with the knuckle sandwich there.  I hope Ross becomes a more fleshed-out character, and a real enemy to…

Yeah, see, that's what I thought on the first viewing, that she was unable to speak and she was just mouthing "You," when Kane asked her who did it.  And then I found myself wondering how Kane found out that Stone had leaked those documents.  So, on the second viewing, I noticed that in the very next scene, Kane…

Exactly.  P&R earns it by not using it too often, and by having a lot of three-dimensional characters.  And I guess they also simply write the sentimental stuff better than a lot of other shows do.

I dunno, despite all the overwrought speechiness, this episode really worked for me; I guess because it seemed to touch on pretty much every plot point, and did something interesting with many of them.  The biggest ones would obviously be Kane's seizure and Stone's execution, but the neurologist calling Miller,…