I guess that's a reasonable assumption.  I've never had the pleasure of being lobotomized, myself, so I really wouldn't know.

He wasn't actually trying to get them to fuck; he was trying to push them to a point of 'fessing up to their lies.  Had they given up the plot at some point, that may have been a sign of redeemability, making them people that real-dad (whose name I can't recall) might be inclined to actually have a relationship with.…

You don't have to be a psychologist to think that.  Thinking that is what makes me believe that I can enter a church without bursting into flames.  And one day, I'll really do it!

Yeah, I have to imagine that's what that was.  No way can she actually sing a whole song while doing that voice.

That's what I was doing!  Standing up, not blinking, grinning with my mouth open.

What a wonderful show this is.  The sweetness of the beginning (such awesome presents) and the ending (gettin' wet up in these eyes!), the hilarity of most of the rest of it…  And the visual deliciousness of Candy Pawnee!  That thing was beautiful.

Why would anyone do such a thing?

Calc u later, Community!  I love you very much.

He's very good!

Not much better, but yeah, I've preferred Tommy's Place. But let's not fight. Both have been great.

Ahh that's right, those were some pretty great episodes.  Still got the image of Mac shooting at the car while wearing that dress in my head.  Priceless.

It might have just been the suit, but yeah, he looked significantly thinner to me.  Still has that ugly beard though.

I loved the way he was smiling when he said "He looks like shit!" about the hornet guy.  Classic Dennis.

I was kind of surprised that this wasn't better.  Not that it was bad, but I expected a classic.  I imagine the best stuff will come next week though.  This was funny enough for being essentially a setup episode, but part 2's gonna blow it out of the water, I'm sure.  Has Sunny done a two-parter before?

This was one boner-inspiring early celebration of the birth of our Lord.

That does not fempute!

DAMN IT!  When are we men gonna catch a fucking break in this world?  I'm gonna have to bomb Guam for this.

I have no personal anecdotes to relate to this story, nor any clever observations to make, so I will say only this: hell yes.

Vodka for some, lobotomies for others.

When you want to compliment a friend
but you don't want that friendship to end…