A pregnancy scare is just what that show needs!

That's what I've heard, as well.  Maybe it's something like, the vocabulary is very similar but the syntax is very different.

Luigi bringa you kids free pizza!  Why you gotta make-a the fun, ah?

I jumped in at the end of last season, and I love the show now, although it didn't really grab me at first.  It takes a few episodes to really fall for the characters and pick up on certain arcs and themes (as it were), but you definitely don't need to start at the beginning.

Bravo!  Who needs cousins anyway.

No, and yes.

WELL FINE THEN!  Shoot down my theory, see if I care.

Never thought about that with the shooting scene.  That would've been a good way to start Halloween part 1.

Well, he's gotta be used to people showing up without him noticing, between Hayden and Tate/Rubber Man and Larry and so on.  Probably figured this guy left without him noticing, too.  As for his vehicle, maybe there was a deleted scene where Tate convinces Larry to take it away.

I was trying to remember this last night, but couldn't: have we actually seen Tate's death yet? I remember the scene with the SWAT team busting into his room and pointing their guns at him, and him fingerbanging himself in the head; but did we see them actually shoot him, or not?

Agreed on most of those, except Britton.  It seems to me like she's really phoning it in most of the time.

That is a good point about Jacob's cluelessness.  I kind of wish that'd been driven home a little better by either the dialogue or the overall story. He always acted like an omniscient dude (except in "Across the Sea," of course), even though he wasn't.  But I guess one would tend to develop that kind of demeanor…

I agree with all of that.  Jacob/MIB was definitely the weakest aspect of Lost.  Way too vague and archetypal.  I was a little disappointed when the flash-sideways turned out to be the afterlife, but it made sense to me, and worked pretty well as a conclusion.  But the Jacob/MIB storyline always felt kind of ordinary…

Or, "Already done that one."

@avclub-b1ef00d12df9bd49c8c9718c39df0771:disqus Half-ghostly emo kid, half-redhead.  Equaling the Antichrist, purportedly.  Which totally makes total sense.

@Scrawler2:disqus Ghost semen passes through latex quite easily, I'm sure.

Yeah, that bitch don't know shit about Dan In Real Life.

And I applaud both the riot and the event that caused it.

Va-va-VA-va-VOOM!

"You are not LeBeefalo."