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I looked after my friend’s kids (7 and 10) this week and they were hilarious, as always. 7 is in love with the dog and walked her with my mum instead of a river swim, 10 and I walked a mile up river, in the river, and she called all the baby trout kissing her feet “My employees.” My niece is 3 and will be here any

I want to cuddle a big cat. I want to throw my arms around a beautiful tiger or leopard and hug him and give him scritches and treat him like a housecat. I want to rub his ears and boop his nose and play with his giant toe beans while talking to him in a baby voice and telling him how sweet and good and beautiful he

I want to play the Floor is Made of Lava with 50 other people in an Ikea.

I’d like to go through one day without being disappointed in humanity. Not gonna happen.

As someone who developed early (C cup by age 12, also tall) believe me, I know about men just deciding how much you “owe” them due to your appearance.

Many of us have felt the same. It isn’t about your loved ones as much as it is about the possibility of your life following a far better trajectory: one that is satisfying and aligned with your authenticity and happiness.

Drat. We’d made it all this whey in the comments without a facile pun.

Can someone tell him that trans women aren’t the ones with uteri? That’s trans men.

Both of those are normal and healthy responses. Fight thru the helplessness by donating if able to ACLU, RAICES or your local immigration law group. If you have nothing financial to give, offer to donate your time to your local law group. If they are unable to accept you, or their hours don’t work for you, consider

Donate to @RAICESTEXAS. Donate to the ACLU. They’re doing as much of the legal and humanitarian stuff as they possibly can. 

Thank you Krispy ❤️❤️. I have come to see how everyone is doing tonight because I miss you all. I’m not doing great at the moment mental health wise and your hello and seeing Red and all the kitties has made me smile. I’m with family and they are looking after me. I’m not up to writing a post yet but I’m seeing how

I had suddenly left a job one summer. And my wife told me her family had rented a shore house for 2 weeks. And I was more than welcome to come down for a few days. I was 26 years old. As I walk I to the house, her dad stops because I have a case of beer. He informs me that beer or any alcohol is not welcomed into the

Garlic powder is great and has its uses, but to me it tastes completely different from fresh garlic. I basically consider them 2 unrelated ingredients.

30 weeks!! Congratulations!!

Would he think Harriet was too old fashioned too? Eleanor Harriet... (Harriet Tubman)

A a German, I can think of Sophie, for Sophie Scholl, a university student and political activist who fought against the nazis in the “White Rose”. Or Rosa, for Rosa Luxemburg, a famous socialist philosopher. Both were murdered, though, so maybe not the happiest names. Or Chaika Grossman, a Jewish Polish partisan,

I see that video of Moore and that Trump humper and I see a person fighting for their right to live. The LGBTQ community has seen public servants calling for our deaths, black trans women being murdered for daring to exist, and our rights being chipped away at by the current administration. There is a church 3 miles

Cool so I assume “sanctuary for the unborn” means that all pregnant women are free to come there and they will receive free room and board and have all their health care expenses paid as well.

I hate those tiny shorts so, so much. And the options are those or sister wife shorts that hit your knees why is there no in between