You’re just going to have to stage an elaborate months-long come-to-mayonnaise awakening where you “accidentally” get a sandwich with mayo on it, sigh, say you’re too hungry to bother getting it remade, scrape some off, eat the sandwich, be like, “actually it’s not as bad as I thought”, bravely try some potato salad,…

JESUS F’N CHRIST

I was just thinkng about how when Doug Jones got elected, that was one of the rare times Black women did get credit, but in kind of a simple minded way, like the Black electorate was this selfless magical force that wanted to save the country and get nothing in return.

Have we ever stopped to consider the problem might just be cishet males? Just in general? Maybe they are the ones who need controls put on them? At least until the little snowflakes learn to stop being so fucking fragile.

This was the most useful piece of knowledge I had when parenting a newborn: you know all those stories about people looking at their baby for the first time and feeling an overwhelming rush of complete and perfect love? Not everyone feels that way. And it’s totally normal. Especially if your pregnancy or labor are in…

The idea of a child, a real, living child as a “consequence” or a “punishment” is frankly laughable for so many reasons. First off is that you really only punish one person who decided to have sex, not both. The simple fact is that one person would have to go through nine months of pregnancy, which can be potentially…

Putting aside the fact that the same people that are anti-choice also don’t want sex-ed or birth control (which is a big thing to put aside), let’s pretend we lived in a wonderful country where we had mandated, good sex-ed country-wide and birth-control available to everyone. I’m gonna use just my life experiences as…

I am trans, and I do suffer severe PTSD. I got that from being beaten every three to six months when my family moved (my father made maps). Kids could tell my gender was different from my sex within minutes of meeting me, so I was constantly being harmed. Additionally, my own parents loathed me for being what I was,…

Here’s the deal. Trans kids don’t take hormones. They take hormone blockers that keep them from going through puberty. Then at 18 they can chose to begin hormone therapy to transition or stop the blockers and go through puberty. Hormone blockers are soooo, soooo important. The number of trans kids who commit suicide…

I have no words. I have many, many loving internet hugs if you want them.

Maybe parents who have to deal with her influence more regularly have a different, frustrated take, but in a world where girls are sexualized younger and younger, I’m kind of okay with this 16 year old girl loving bows, tacky clothes, and generally running around being dorky, excited, and 16. Even if it is her BRAND…

I’m sorry your mom hurt you so much. I hope you guys can become close again, but I can’t imagine how difficult that feels right now.

more like kit lackofharington, amirite?

I once fell in a rabbit hole of watching old Price is Right episodes from the 1970s. The outfits!

There are probably only a very small few more mindnumbingly tragic things on this entire planet called Earth, than the sheer amounts of pride, hope, courage, generosity, perseverance, strength, faith, vision, tenacity, reassurance, connectedness, realness, resiliency, truth, rhythm, soul, heart, willingness to…

“I know a lot about wind,” he added.

Awright Jezzers, I hope everyone had a cracking week. My big win was getting my first project into production, never thought I’d see the day when my art would be used for commercial purposes. I’m pretty pleased with myself. The office renovations are finally finished (I say “office” but it’s actually a residence, my…

When God created man, She was only kidding. 

“except God, who isn’t there and/or doesn’t care”