I will explain my feelings, IN SONG:

I love Comic Sans because it's so hated. And Comic Neue. I actually had it installed before this article because I saw it on Giz last week and had to have it.

You mean you're not instantaneously transported to some remote and exotic location whenever you glance upon its rugged, world worn edges?! Weird!

I have much more hatred for Papyrus than Comic Sans. It is the scourge of every day spa, new age shop, and wellness center.

Umm, I hope you are not trying to say this is out of fashion:

People sleep like this? Really? I wish. Last night, I woke up with my entire body positioned diagonally across the bed. I assure you I did not get into the bed this way. My arm was on my boyfriend's face and his leg was dangling off the bed. My other elbow was on the nightstand, I think. Somewhere in the night all the…

I had my long hair cut off involuntarily at a slumber party in high school. I absolutely was not "upset for a minute and then got over it," and I'm not sure why I should have been, since that seemed like a pretty horrible thing to do to a person. I cried quite a bit, and missed my long hair pretty badly until it grew…

My favorite sleeping cuddle position—which is dependent on my husband not moving, so it's imperfect—is spooning against his back, a head below him. So my head is up against his back, and my hand rests on his waist. Very cozy.

Funny story actually- sleeping close to my partner almost gave both of us a concussion in the wee hours of this very morning!

I'm a furnace who's always freezing, he's a normal-temped person who's always over heating, so I basically chase him across the bed across all seasons. "But I'm freezing and I loooove you!" "Holy crap, woman, you're on fire! Get off, get off!"

My partner is a furnace. We actually have to sleep under seperate blankets or else risk heat stroke.

It doesn't help that the look they are going for is homely.

I mean ... People comb out dreads.

if i'm able to comb out a few waist length dreadlocks (afro hair) with just a shit ton of jojoba oil and some needles, this woman could have gotten her tangles out herself. this is a dumb law suit

They look like trilobites! Tell me I'm not wrong.

Related: among my biggest pet peeves are the women who have really long hair, then get a haircut of a few inches and cry "Oh my god, it's SO SHORT! I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE IT! WHY DID YOU CUT SO MUCH OFF!?!?!?!"

Yup. And if it ever gets horribly ratty (camping trip or something), you get it completely soaking wet, work in your best moisturizing conditioner, and detangle by hand, a little at a time, starting from the ends. Rinse and repeat until it's to a point where you can introduce a comb. This is not rocket science,…

It's called conditioner.

If you identify with your hair, and having long, luxurious locks is your thing, why in the world would you use Wal-Mart brand shampoo on it?