Then she stood next to a high way and cried about all the litter people threw out their car windows.

Yarsh, total generic peyote experience.

I would like to do the latter one you described. I have a friend who said she did mushrooms at night in a corn field with her boyfriend, and they spent the whole night running through the field under the stars and really connected with nature. I want THAT.

all she is missing is 'I was smoking with my Token Native American friend who was introducing me to the All The Mysteries The Natives Have The Answers To'

Agree! I get so paranoid when I am high around a group of people. I like a bowl when I am alone, especially before I clean my apartment. 90% of the times I do major housework I am stoned; it's pretty much the only way the bathroom is getting cleaned for real, and not just wiped down with a lysol wipe. Ditto mopping.

everything she's done for the past 3 or so years has been the high school dork trying to impress someone she thinks is cool

He was really cool about it, all in his letter jacket and stuff. I never got the baby dinosaur though. It was too flesh colored.

It's a kind of cactus. You cut off parts of it and these are called buttons, they can be dried and then smoked or eaten and I guess you will hallucinate if you consume them, but you will also probably get super nauseous and throw up, how come you didn't share that part Miley?

I was told by someone before that one should "be in a really good place with yourself if you're going to do shrooms". Since this is pretty much never the case with me personally, I have been afraid to do it, although I have definitely been interested. Should I not try it if I am prone to anxiety?

The last time I did shrooms, I stared at a tapestry because I was convinced it was a forest from Zelda: Link to the Past. Then Robbie from Dinosaurs came and helped me through my come down. Another time, I saw Nightcrawler tying his shoelace on my ceiling fan, but that could've been a real thing. Like, maybe he was…

I say this as a total square whose hardest drug use is a couple bowls of weed in college: even I know that's bullshit. Like, I literally don't even know what form peyote takes (do you smoke it? (apparently) eat it? drink it? snort it?), and even I know that if I were going to make up an "I did peyote one time with…

Yeah, weed can fuck up your life. I think it's less likely to fuck it up than any other drug, but it can happen, for sure.

Whoa...you win! ;)

Couldn't she have tried to come with something a little more original— maybe a basket of kittens serenading a giant glowing saucer of milk in the night sky? That's what I'd see, dammit!

I ate mushrooms once and thought my face was melting. My friend even warned me not to look in the mirror...so of course I had to.

Exactly. She's like that kid you saw at a HS party who had like one sip of alcohol and spent the whole night flailing themselves around and being obnoxious because "omg I am soooooo wasted!"

I think that was her dad's t shirt.

The 90s was more about heroin. It was sad.

Doesn't that whole thing sound like some high school dork trying to impress someone she thinks is cool?