If you do it right now, all is forgiven
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derrylmurphy
Ummmm ... no pressure or anything ... how are you folks set for matches & lighter fluid, like right at this moment?
People don’t realize if you put a hockey puck in his mouth and crank his arm, you get a flattened souvenir token that pops out of his horse’s ass
Lovren was what he’s always been - a decent enough defender against anyone not playing for the top 6, and a giant useless bollard against the top 6.
Let’s be honest, they acted the same last season when they sold Oxlade-Chamberlain. That quickly went away, because it turns out players can improve with good coaching.
One for each shed!
- FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS
Made a mistake: it was thirteen touches by Aubameyang. A day after a Guardian article lauded him as a true center forward, a throwback to the days of pure goalscorers. Which, yeah, that kind of game could happen to people like Shearer or Klose or Drogba if they weren’t getting service. Strange to see Lacazette start…
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At least we know what the soundtrack will be tonight on Match Of The Day!
Ahh.... it didn’t click....
I feel like I could do a really good blog on all continuity errors in the film Harry and The Henderson’s.
Frequently, that’s synonymous ;)
more like ottofellating.
Tough, but fair.
I don't know if it's a typo or a reference I don't get, but either way, "The Elway" is solid.
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The only thing Joe has to talk about for Crossroads is the guitar duel; the least you could do is actually post it! Even if he is only in Stevie’s corner…
“It’s not clear why the supporters all turned on that linesman in particular”
I love this idea. Let me tell my kid and see his head explode.
