That looked a lot like how goals are scored by my 10 year-old daughter’s team.

A man, a plan, a fuck up.

Lineker’s decent tho
And I hate them for the most part

I’m switching to Ty Cobb

The Sir Jack Hobbs of racism?

Ok, they are the Babe Ruth of racism.

Is that better?

PEOPLE JUST LIKE IT BETTER THAT WAYYYYYYYYYY

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

I know we’re supposed to be grossed out by the spit thing but that picture makes me want a burger so fucking bad.

The movie is directed by the guy that played “E” on the television series Entourage.

Boy, it really is America’s Game, isn’t it?

Damn Albertans.

Phil was at the arena today - team did an event for STH. He looks good, although not seeing him in a suit with white gloves was a little disconcerting.

Beat me to a variation of the joke.

(Editor’s note, supplemental: Suddenly, “threve” realized that he was commenting on a hockey thread, left the Starbucks, drove to the nearest Tim Hortons, and created his own drive-through window.)

(Editor’s note: Three minutes after Deadspin commenter “threve” posted this, he was arrested while waiting in line at the Starbucks drive-thru after ramming his F-150 into the car ahead of him for taking too long to order.)

Here’s an easy headline for you:

If I knew the answer, I would you.

In soccer terms, no.

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?