+1 Aly Cissokho

+1 washed up Kolo Touré

I just don’t get why he wants those kids to go beat three nuns. Maybe he went to Catholic school and has unresolved issues? But then, why three? Are they specific nuns?

These must be the most traumatized kids in the history of Littleton, Colorado.

I have a few quibbles, but on the whole I think you pretty much nailed it.

Clearly, you need to go big or go home.

I saw it on Twitter and it is just the best dog fail ever!

This is an actual maintenance check for Air Moldova.

The NAIA believes the playing of the anthem provides student-athletes and fans an important and time-honored tradition to honor our country and veterans, as James Naismith intended.

“Jerry Rodshoffer. 945 Summit St.

That’s the good thing about being Luke Cage, in addition to having an Excellent Halloween he’ll also have a Sweet Christmas.

I played centre back and it’s great to see this kind of post. As a centre back I got way more pleasure from a well-timed tackle or out-jumping someone at a corner, than from scoring goals. Tell your son to keep at it, who knows how far he will go!

Simulation is a cultural thing, and some players take it as a point of pride, as drawing fouls based on reputation (that you are good enough to beat the opponent, and the only way they can stop you is to foul) is almost as reassuring as actually scoring and winning.

The reason why flopping happens in soccer (i think) is largely attributed to the fact that you only get three substitutions in the entire game. And once you come out, you’re out.

“Taiwan border to the island of England”

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

Jesus. I’ve spent the past year calling this the darkest timeline, and then you go proving that there’s always something darker.

Looks like someone didn’t manage to throw enough paper towels around the Caribbean.