I meant to play.

Tottenham will get knocked out of the Champions League so that they could get on with the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.

I thought they shaved the silver lining off.

Caller: Say that again? Must be bad reception, I can only hear a loud pitch.

Robbie Keane?

It was no surprise you could hear the music for miles.

Rex Ryan: “It was great, but the best part was when she asked me to foot the bill.”

There are at least three posts today on these various Gawker sites that point it out (its actually an incredibly commonly well know fact).

Chapeauvalov. (Sorry.)

“It is only a problem if you treat your race as your identity instead of what you think or how you act.”

Dude saves his own life with a miraculous, one-in-a-billion grab of a railing. Meanwhile, I lost my balance when I put my pants on this morning, stumbled, and smacked my cheek on the doorknob, which will leave a bruise on my face for the next two weeks.

I loved that park when I was a kid and it was still called the Wild Animal Park. The Zoo got all the publicity, rightfully so, but the Park was more exciting as a kid.

*Your. (punches self in dick).

Le Manic de Montréal starred Thompson Usiyan and Gordon Hill in 1978 I think. I was a little twerp and instantly became a fan when they were incepted. I kept asking my dad if we could go see a game, and he kept fending me off with a “We’ll see”, since he was older and wiser and understood that soccer was a futile…

Being a Ford I would suspect more Mustangs

I’m re-reading The Death and Life of Great American Cities right now, and I can’t help but think of people like her driving all the neighbors away from the sidewalks and stoops with her noise complains, then wondering why the neighborhood is so empty and dangerous seeming.

Prime the pump. Pre-purchase a carton of them to take over and explain the arrangement. Also, keep a carton and make sure they know they can make the same request. It’s tricky, but it could be a life-long friendship formed over a frozen chocolate treat.

Please show us on this doll where the concepts of fun and whimsy touched you.