Also too, infrastructure is lacking in the US and here in Canada. This year London has 6 PL clubs, plus Watford close by, as well as 3 Championship clubs. The smallest stadium is just over 12K people, the largest 60K (I’m not counting Wembley for Spurs, which holds 90K, nor the O2 Arena). The place is lousy with…

My cousin here in Canada, whom I inexplicably still like, is a very conservative gun-toting yobbo who is actively seeking our family’s legendary drop of First Nations blood so he can claim treaty status and get himself some of them sweet sweet tax breaks and grants. Being told that isn’t how it works makes no never…

When Milner tees off on a teammate with a golf club, THEN you can say he reminds you of Bellamy.

And without moving my lips, too.

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I hear they’re stupid.

I once cooked a burger on the grill and realized I had forgotten ketchup or any other topping, so I poured a bit of generic cola on it while it was cooking and totally believed it helped.

I hear Ben Dover is big for scoring on Young Boys.

See, touchéing it was a mistake.

And evangelicals take the rule book literally.

No, I’m pretty sure getting out of bed that day preceded it.

Ironing while naked, and the ironing board was a little low because my wife is a full foot shorter than me. I didn’t, you know, actually iron the thing, but I did flop over onto the board and brush up against the tip of my dick with the very hot iron. Not pleasant.

Rooney was looked at as at the end in the EPL because he was no longer pushing up as much, instead playing deep. He seems to be doing the same thing in DC, at least sometimes. I guess he feels like it’s a more natural position for the player he is now?

Yup. Chelsea could have had Allison for what LFC paid but balked that it was too much money, and I believe Kepa would have been seriously cheaper last year. And while he’s good and probably going to be great, he hasn’t had a lot of time playing with the big boys.

Jesus, even checking your work before hitting Publish. Will wonders never cease?

My son was 16 and played in a tourney in Edmonton against Davies when he was 14, and my son’s lone job was to shut down the wonderkid (who we already knew was likely headed to the ‘Caps). Pleased to note my son did manage to shut him down. Unfortunately, the rest of the team had no idea what to do with the rest of…

He’s dead to me, so right now I call that Same Diff.

Remember, Josh, if you shake it more than twice you’re playing with it.

Okay. Liverpool and Manchester greater metropolitan areas probably account for about 10% of England’s population, and have 4 consistently successful (although Everton strained a bit last year) Premier League teams. I know it’s apples and oranges (cookies and biscuits? Boots and trunks? Tires and tyres?) but it’s still…

This always amuses me. London has 6 EPL teams, and there are other teams that have been there, to say nothing of teams just outside the boundary. Such a different world.