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I hear they’re stupid.

I once cooked a burger on the grill and realized I had forgotten ketchup or any other topping, so I poured a bit of generic cola on it while it was cooking and totally believed it helped.

I appreciated this guy’s take:

I hear Ben Dover is big for scoring on Young Boys.

This is at the edge of the park less than 3 weeks ago, remnants from last year.. We also visited my mother-in-law’s cousin while down there, on a ranch not far from the park. The skies were nothing but smoke then, all from the BC fires. I hope to hell they make it through this time.

See, touchéing it was a mistake.

Plus we have two territories that start with N. Now it’s 5/13.

And evangelicals take the rule book literally.

No, I’m pretty sure getting out of bed that day preceded it.

Ironing while naked, and the ironing board was a little low because my wife is a full foot shorter than me. I didn’t, you know, actually iron the thing, but I did flop over onto the board and brush up against the tip of my dick with the very hot iron. Not pleasant.

My mother-in-law (who is staying with us right now) just told us she had one for 3 months, and the doctors didn’t believe her. Even that gives me the willies.

Rooney was looked at as at the end in the EPL because he was no longer pushing up as much, instead playing deep. He seems to be doing the same thing in DC, at least sometimes. I guess he feels like it’s a more natural position for the player he is now?

Yup. Chelsea could have had Allison for what LFC paid but balked that it was too much money, and I believe Kepa would have been seriously cheaper last year. And while he’s good and probably going to be great, he hasn’t had a lot of time playing with the big boys.

“...and had been in a rush with everything else happening, I might have made that same mistake.”

Jesus, even checking your work before hitting Publish. Will wonders never cease?

My son was 16 and played in a tourney in Edmonton against Davies when he was 14, and my son’s lone job was to shut down the wonderkid (who we already knew was likely headed to the ‘Caps). Pleased to note my son did manage to shut him down. Unfortunately, the rest of the team had no idea what to do with the rest of…

He’s dead to me, so right now I call that Same Diff.

From the Economist, found with a quick Google search: “The Oxford English Dictionary’s first citation for a sex-neutral, indefinite they is from about 1375.”

And as white as the penis.