Anthony Bourdain was interviewed on The Splendid Table this week and mentioned he does a stunt turkey. But here’s where Marchman missed the idea: that turkey is for him and his immediate family, for all the leftovers for the next week or more. The other turkey, already cut and ready for the guests, is pillaged that…

Maybe they can keep the name, but get a nickname so they don’t have to use anything that sounds like penis. I vote for Utah Jizz.

I used to live in Logan: pretty sure this guy was my neighbour.

I came for this.

This happens to a Liverpool scout every single time they’re looking for a defender.

Damn, this was great. And while he has no interest at all in cars (no an ability to drive them), it makes me think about a handicapped guy from the neighborhood when we were kids. I found out recently he’s living in the same town where my son goes to school, and you’ve made me decide to look him up next time I’m…

One of the guys in my draft league said next week both of his RBs are on bye weeks. I noted that, with Ajayi, I’ve had an RB on a bye every week. So I will take this as good news. Provisionally.

Found this today, poking around for other stuff related to this.

Many of these (or other, similar ones) are organized by firms, sometimes by smaller groups of fans. And look! A list of English clubs with their rules for banners!

Sure, find banners from more reasonable people.

I would wear pajamas of you. And I don’t even wear pajamas.

Apparently we in Canada and the US get the vapours when fans wish to express themselves. Certainly some are in bad (or even awful) taste, but a league telling a team which tells city cops (off-duty and being paid by the club, but still wearing their uniforms) to remove a small and frankly inoffensive banner is…

Jesus Christ! I’m a Liverpool fan, and this may be the greatest thing ever.

Well, duh. He is Scottish.

This serves as a lovely aperitif to Charlie Adam pulling this boner today.

That there last line is gold.

It was probably one of these idiots.

The alcohol rule reminds me of when we lived in Logan and my wife worked at Utah State (note the name: not a private university). No alcohol was allowed anywhere on campus, and if you were caught imbibing - and please note, this rule included the married students, who had their own residence - the first level of…

My son and I saw the first Raid movie on the big screen and when we left, the first thought we both had (after discussing the film itself) was that Evans really needed to be offered a superhero (or, I suppose, villain) movie. I would so love to see fight scenes without a million ADHD edits, one where the violence and…

What the hell is wrong with you people, not putting Royal (Dick) School and swelling of the scrotum together? Sometimes it’s like I have to do everything myself.