I’m the same age as Kobman. I have a beard in my high school grad photo. I’ll leave you to connect the dots.

The video is hilarious. Giraffe tongues are indeed very long. And raspy.

Pro tip. When you go to the San Diego Safari Park and you’re feeling flush and want to pay for a little extra something, don’t do what most people do and pony up for the African safari. Get the Asian one, which is less crowded (my family and I were the only ones on it, while the African one was jammed), already drives…

Jesus, formatting a joke is impossible here. I give up.

That’s a great hand-lettered sign, Lindsey. It’s always good to someone plan ah ead.

Yeah, I’m sure Klopp will get right on that.

He’s one of those actors I’ve always had trouble pinning down. The man is a tremendous chameleon. Many roles are noted in this thread, but I think of him in Locke, and the smaller role in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, and can see he doesn’t need a mask to cover up.

Here’s their 1976 roster. I was a 13yo ball boy when they played against Canada in Edmonton. And Pele spoke to me. He said “Gimme the ball! Gimme the ball!”

And that, my friends, is why I never miss an ice cream truck. Keep a five tucked in the waist band of my undies and all is good.

I was often bullied in middle and high school, by boys and girls, but you know what? Turns out the bullies were kids. People change. Not all of them, but lots. How I was treated by some people back then does not equate to how I feel about people now. The cynicism and disgust I feel for the majority of humankind is…

Also too, a few years ago her husband won $700K in a lottery.

Imagine how TSN execs fell, paying all that money and then losing the majority of the NHL to Sportsnet.

That is the ultimate positive. Unless you have a fetish for fancy new sofa/couch/chesterfield covers.

First off, don’t let the idiot who linked to a pedophile Englishman’s video out of the grey.

My cousin, a Canadian (as am I) did both a wedding and baby announcement that involved firearms, although it wasn’t this ridiculous. He is the target of much derision from all the other cousins who still talk to him.

And fewer kitchen boxing matches, too.

Here’s a stat I read just yesterday, which your comment brings to mind: 90% of Canada’s population lives within 320 km (200 miles) of the US border. Of the remaining 10%, roughly 50% lives in the Edmonton metro area. Personally, I think it’s closer to 40%, but still...

No, pretty sure it was Grandma. She didn’t have no schoolin’.

Or soccer. My boys and I played beach soccer for over an hour with a Swiss kid who didn’t speak a lick of English. And I have to say, that’s the best pedicure the bottoms of my feet ever got.

I sense the translation for this is “There was beer involved.”