It’s ALWAYS in Toronto, at the Hockey Hall of Fame. Which is the closest Leafs and their fans can get to it. Ultimate troll.

I don’t disagree, but damn, that’s a difficult place to chip from, and because he’s on the run it’s easy to believe he just hit to ball a little too early on the follow-through and it all worked out well.

At least Lloris was out of the goddamn net and it was an actual shot. Bradley chipped that one, on the run, from a distance. If he did that on purpose and didn’t mishit (and I suspect it was on purpose) it was both audacious and risky.

This is baseball. Is there another reason required to discover someone has researched obscure ephemera?

How do you mak a dead baby float? Just add root beer and two scoops of ice cream.

She’s still writing it out with a finger on the palm of her hand.

Not me, but a guy I used to work with (who died of cancer fairly young, I will add, not that this has anything to do with the story). When he was young he and some buddies would head out to a wetland at the edge of the city and catch frogs. They would then locate the frogs’ assholes, insert a plastic straw and blow,…

They should let him in but every woman there should do their version of the subway manspread any time he looks down their aisle. Also, ladies, don’t shave your pits! Guaranteed he’ll have a breakdown. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go map out a way for people to respect (some) men again, because laughable…

Based on the Ecuador highlights, I look forward to stories 20 years in the future about keeper and defender prospects.

My heart was almost crushed hearing about Cornell when I woke up, one minute later I saw this news and it burst with goddamn joy.

Still a quality guy. An excellent choice!

Hey, nothing wrong with another (developmental) level in the country. I suspect most players will be local product, low paid, and it’ll be once in a blue moon someone takes a step up, but that’s still a good thing. Now we have to watch and see if any snake oil salesmen are among the prospective owners.

Well, to be fair, Arsenal is his team. I’d be too dismissive of them, too, if that was me.

I’m a little lost as to how Billy can say West Ham is “eminently winnable” (remember them beating Spurs last week?) and yet Sunderland ranks as “tough” competition for the Gunners.

Uh, no. I apologize for the fact there’s a goddamn commercial before this video tees up, but, again, No.

Yes. We have to stop fucking relying on Talbot to save the day. H’e worked miracles, but there are limits, especially when you get lazy and/or stupid in front of your own net.

Yeah, I caught that after, too late the change it. I plead lack of sleep. ‘Struth.

Actually, Nurse was off Kesler at the time. Pushed down on him again after the goal was scored.

And how many offside goals have my guys scored? But again, as shitty as this all is for us, it’s not losing us the series. Ducks are the better team. Not sure why this isn’t geting through.