Uh, we still have to put up with the Fox broadcasters even if we watch it on CTV. You think Bell Media is going to pay to supply their own play by play and colour (note the u) guys? This is one time I’m actually sympathetic, since we can see all the goddamn ads on this little thing called the internet.

“...and a team for which the overwhelming majority of matches won’t be televised in the U.S.”

They’ll give a Grammy to anything nowadays, h̶u̶h̶ eh?

Same with Korean zombie film Train to Busan. Zombies. On a fucking train. And these ain’t slow-ass Walking Dead zombies, either.

When I was 17 we did a band trip to Japan. Smart boy that I was, I drank nothing but Coke during a heat wave, and one day collapsed and was taken to the hospital. Fellow students went to stay in a strange camp with cabins on stilts and all sorts of other weird setups halfway up a mountain while I stayed down at the…

In the late ‘80s I hit ice on a highway curve at 90 km/h and then hit the ditch at a right angle, one and a half flips. Just before hitting the ditch I very calmly said “Please hang on, ladies.” Just didn’t make sense to shout, for some reason.

Showing my wife right this second. Such a thing of beauty. (The sign and my wife. Natch.)

This can be pretty quickly broken down by determining who she voted for. If it’s a politician who at every opportunity takes away anything at all that would help children in dire straits, then there’s plenty of proof. And since most of these women mentioned seem to support Trump, I’d say I’m really wasting my time…

Hu-fucking-za

Goddammit, Sally Fieldcat and Michael J. Foxdog are there just fine, but I watched all the way to the end of the video and never saw Don Amechedog, and now I’m sobbing like a baby. Will he never get back to see that last game?

You’re doing this wrong. Instead of talking about what looks like horrific animal abuse and the AHA not doing its job, you should be talking about how the movie will make you too sad to watch it.

You kids get off my lawn!

Thank you. Nice to have someone other than my kids point out how obvious I am.

Every four years they’re bigger, though, right?

Winner winner General Tso’s chicken dinner.

The good news is they can save money on a new song for 2016:

TL;DR time:

My aunt and uncle had to chain and padlock their freezer. 3 boys, one of whom might have played pro football until a nasty injury, and a large cousin, too, all living in the same house. Bad enough in my house with 2, but never that bad.

“...for your standard non-Mormon.”