I was wondering the same. Do they always do these pranks in states that don’t have concealed carry laws? Do they pat everyone down before they go into the store?

Showing my wife right this second. Such a thing of beauty. (The sign and my wife. Natch.)

This can be pretty quickly broken down by determining who she voted for. If it’s a politician who at every opportunity takes away anything at all that would help children in dire straits, then there’s plenty of proof. And since most of these women mentioned seem to support Trump, I’d say I’m really wasting my time…

Hu-fucking-za

Goddammit, Sally Fieldcat and Michael J. Foxdog are there just fine, but I watched all the way to the end of the video and never saw Don Amechedog, and now I’m sobbing like a baby. Will he never get back to see that last game?

You’re doing this wrong. Instead of talking about what looks like horrific animal abuse and the AHA not doing its job, you should be talking about how the movie will make you too sad to watch it.

You kids get off my lawn!

It still looks warmer and more comfortable than this fox.

I made a vow the other day to stop sharing memes (and meme-y pictures) on Facebook. At this moment I am teetering very close to the edge, without a pin to show for it.

Thank you. Nice to have someone other than my kids point out how obvious I am.

Every four years they’re bigger, though, right?

Winner winner General Tso’s chicken dinner.

A friend who used to be a guide was skiing up to do some climbing when a cornice broke off above him. It went over the top of the back of his buddy’s skis but caught him full on, swept him downhill and then over a cliff where he fell about 30m into deep snow. Ripped ligaments in his legs, I think a broken bone (this…

I saw him open for Fleetwood Mac on the Tusk tour. Thank you very much for reopening that wound.

You really should change your user name to AnecdotesRUs.

The good news is they can save money on a new song for 2016:

Of course, David Anthony Durham already threw his hat in the ring with Acacia, although that was well before the HBO show. Well worth seeking out.

TL;DR time:

My aunt and uncle had to chain and padlock their freezer. 3 boys, one of whom might have played pro football until a nasty injury, and a large cousin, too, all living in the same house. Bad enough in my house with 2, but never that bad.