Except that wasn’t his voice. Dubbed over by the smarter half of Pinky and the Brain.

You know what else would be cool? If there was some sort of flyby over NYC in one of the upcoming Avengers movies, showing the Defenders having it out with some bad guys down on the streets. Thirty seconds, max. Jessica and Luke and DD and Iron Fist and Punisher all going at it. And maybe a similar thing with SHIELD.

“My family moved from Canada because of the horrors of socialism. Over half of my Father’s income went to the federal government. Hillary wanted to expand socialistic policies, that terrified me.”

Can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this in previous years, so what the hell.

Maybe it’s the song on the piano. That might be easy enough to play with your dick.

Speaking as the father of two boys (now 20 and almost 18), let me state that “valuable lesson” is a euphemism for “until next time.”

All about the runs.

This is why I had to quit racing. Last week.

Just type “pound symbol” on Google and then cut and paste to get £. Bonus: “100 pound testicle TV show” was my second option.

Moonlight was also the best movie I saw this year. Trying to narrow down the remaining outstanding films to a manageable top 10 is proving difficult, however. I did enjoy Don’t Breathe, but not quite that much. Arrival, though, will be somewhere up there.

Disagree. But now we have proof Magary isn’t paid by the word.

I love how Nasri just deleted each rogue tweet, rather than, you know, changing his password. The man’s thickness knows no bounds.

The rule is any part of the body that is allowed to touch the ball can’t be offside. So you can reach out an arm, but don’t do so with head or foot or even butt. This is a sensible rule.

My dad’s first job as a kid was a pin setter in a bowling alley, before things were automated. I’ll have to ask if this sounds familiar.

This makes as much sense as Trump voting for himself multiple times. No, the world is full of fucking idiots.

Is that a geeky pizza thing?

Seattle music has found its next look.

There is no “greater meaning.” Rape is not a joke (which is why I won’t respond to the fuckwit who thought he was being funny responding to me). To suggest your memory of - at best - slightly above-ordinary Hollywood fare is so sacrosanct that if anyone chose to mess with it you would feel the same as someone who has…

“Raped.”

Those delusions will make some people hundreds of millions dollars. It just won’t be those schmoes. Unless I’m mistaken and they all work for Goldman Sachs.