Can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this in previous years, so what the hell.

Maybe it’s the song on the piano. That might be easy enough to play with your dick.

Speaking as the father of two boys (now 20 and almost 18), let me state that “valuable lesson” is a euphemism for “until next time.”

All about the runs.

This is why I had to quit racing. Last week.

Just type “pound symbol” on Google and then cut and paste to get £. Bonus: “100 pound testicle TV show” was my second option.

Moonlight was also the best movie I saw this year. Trying to narrow down the remaining outstanding films to a manageable top 10 is proving difficult, however. I did enjoy Don’t Breathe, but not quite that much. Arrival, though, will be somewhere up there.

Disagree. But now we have proof Magary isn’t paid by the word.

I love how Nasri just deleted each rogue tweet, rather than, you know, changing his password. The man’s thickness knows no bounds.

The rule is any part of the body that is allowed to touch the ball can’t be offside. So you can reach out an arm, but don’t do so with head or foot or even butt. This is a sensible rule.

My dad’s first job as a kid was a pin setter in a bowling alley, before things were automated. I’ll have to ask if this sounds familiar.

This makes as much sense as Trump voting for himself multiple times. No, the world is full of fucking idiots.

Is that a geeky pizza thing?

Seattle music has found its next look.

This would be some of that fake news we keep hearing about?

That was too fancy for this burger and fries crowd.

I never knew this was a Thing.

Not in my books. If you get paid, you’re at least semi-pro. Pro is if you can make a living at it. A friend’s kid played lower division soccer in Germany for a couple years, and it was Pay and Play. If you sat on the bench, you made nothing. Completely cutthroat, no grizzled vets willing to help the hot new youngsters…

We’re all grain-fed up here.

He got paid real money for it. Not real good money, mind, but real.