In Canada we say he did a “Kevin Pillar.”

Maybe he played soccer once.

Actually, they’re on their way to audition for a part as a Donald Trump hairpiece understudy. Some coloring may be required.

Assuming the plot will be something about bringing the ring to LV-223.

No no, try it. We’ll watch for your report. Or A report.

I am vaguely reminded of the old Oilers, Gretzky and Messier and Kurri and Coffey and on and on and on. Defense? Fuck that. All we need is for Fuhr to let in fewer than we can put in the other net. What a gloriously fun match to watch.

I’m a current Saskatonian (one O, dude, and don’t ask me why) who flaunts my non-Toontown cred whenever I can. Also, I used to live in the US, but moved back home one month after 911.

Jesus. I guess then this is the equivalent of what hocky players call chirping, or the taunting that Zidane got before he threw the head butt. Only without the death and stuff. Thanks.

Question for Ben or anyone else who knows the game. My wife and I got back from NZ and Australia a week and a half ago (on a day when she was working I visited the MCG, which was marvelous, even though I know next to nothing about the game). In the news while we were there was an inquest over the death of a cricket…

Experience or not, I’d be worried about a keeper who can’t catch a ball like that. Hell, who apparently doesn’t even try to catch a ball like that.

And I wish I had a photo or video: one of his friends there was Winona Ryder’s character from Stranger Things. She had a plywood board attached to her back with Christmas lights on it, and after getting a drink she sidled over to a wall and plugged in to light them up, then proceeded to yell “Will? Will?” into the…

My 20yo son came home Saturday and announced he’d done enough work on papers for school and had decided last minute to go to a party. So he tossed together a Ted Cruz/Zodiac Killer costume.

Number One, is that you?

I remember when this happened to Vincent D’Onofrio in Baltimore. Certainly couldn’t happen now, seeing how much larger he is these days.

Brings to mind this classic:

We noticed that on our trip to Brisbane, Australia a couple weeks ago. No garbage bins anywhere on the platform, a crabby worker walking around cleaning up everyone’s trash, and signs reminding us to properly dispose of our trash. And here I thought it was just because I was in the Upside-Down.

Take a Hike, you SOB.

Yes, you really do want to see it. Fucking wonderful. Also, Boy. I finally managed to watch it last week (on an Air New Zealand flight, of all places) and it was also marvelous.

Here’s an idea (he said, addressing many of the commenters having trouble feeling sympathy): we should be working towards a society where everybody is entitled to overtime, to appropriate pay for appropriate work, and where we’re not bitchy because somebody makes more money than us. We shouldn’t complain because…

Now that I’m back online after hiding from spoilers about WALKING DEAD: SPECIAL ALL SADISM EDITION (my wife and I were out of the country and are catching up on all sorts of stuff), I get to say this reminds me of a huge stuffed (and plastic) animal slaughter a friend and I committed when we were in college in the…