Experience or not, I’d be worried about a keeper who can’t catch a ball like that. Hell, who apparently doesn’t even try to catch a ball like that.

And I wish I had a photo or video: one of his friends there was Winona Ryder’s character from Stranger Things. She had a plywood board attached to her back with Christmas lights on it, and after getting a drink she sidled over to a wall and plugged in to light them up, then proceeded to yell “Will? Will?” into the…

My 20yo son came home Saturday and announced he’d done enough work on papers for school and had decided last minute to go to a party. So he tossed together a Ted Cruz/Zodiac Killer costume.

Number One, is that you?

I remember when this happened to Vincent D’Onofrio in Baltimore. Certainly couldn’t happen now, seeing how much larger he is these days.

Brings to mind this classic:

We noticed that on our trip to Brisbane, Australia a couple weeks ago. No garbage bins anywhere on the platform, a crabby worker walking around cleaning up everyone’s trash, and signs reminding us to properly dispose of our trash. And here I thought it was just because I was in the Upside-Down.

Take a Hike, you SOB.

Here’s an idea (he said, addressing many of the commenters having trouble feeling sympathy): we should be working towards a society where everybody is entitled to overtime, to appropriate pay for appropriate work, and where we’re not bitchy because somebody makes more money than us. We shouldn’t complain because…

Now that I’m back online after hiding from spoilers about WALKING DEAD: SPECIAL ALL SADISM EDITION (my wife and I were out of the country and are catching up on all sorts of stuff), I get to say this reminds me of a huge stuffed (and plastic) animal slaughter a friend and I committed when we were in college in the…

They put the right guy at the top.

I can’t imagine reading the Sun for anything, unless I was a 3rd grader with a reading deficiency.

“...beginning to dissipate the grief that has engulfed the club, supporters, and city of Liverpool for 27 tears.” Years. You probably meant years. Although it brings to mind the ? and the Mysterians hit, with the number of tears in the song matchingthe number of victims.

I applaud the pun, lament the location.

Calgarians wanted that to happen decades ago, but they seem to be getting better about it. Most of them.

Also, Radio Raheem died. Not by gun or anything, but it still sucks big time.

No fuckin’ way. I’d be the dad.

When my son’s U14 team was preparing for Canadian Nationals, they played the local university women’s team. They did fairly well, all things considered, but all the parents could do the entire game was laugh our fool heads off as the boys tried to figure out what to do with their hands whenever there was close…

That’s the one where Jar Jar Binks is the phys-ed teacher, right?

If you go to the Utah Baby Name site online, you will find, among others, that someone was once named Vulva Mae. I think my point here is they often don’t know what is dirty there. Also explains why the movie Snatch was listed as The Big Diamond Heist in the paper and on the marquee of the theatre when I lived down…