This is the internet. Nobody lets it go.

Since the CBC doesn’t right now (we’re having... issues right now), I’ll have to seek that out.

The Beeb may be too jingoistic, but there’s no beating the sarcasm ability of Brit announcers. They’re the best.

Actually, it sounds like a new drink involving Clamato juice.*

Or that weeds grow there because it goes unused.

In most of the world, including the US, “dickweed” is written as one word, not two. See also: douchebag, fuckface, dipshit, asshole, asswipe.

It blew up on Twitter. As well as the fact it took ages for them to even say who won bronze. Which makes sense, because an American won silver, and therefore everything after that doesn’t actually exist.

Enough of a nobody that NBC said he was from France. Which tops CBC confusing Phelps and Lochte.

As long as we remember a woman in the same position would not rescue herself, but instead be rescued by all the men in her life.

And makes you more tolerant.

Yup. Green water is slower than blue or clear water. Brown water is even slower, until it comes out the other end.

Even friends who keep their distance from soccer are commenting on this today. As one said, the only critical part of this sore loser’s statement is “We lost.” He also added something about whiners, sucking on it, etc.

Pizza Pizza is Pizza 73 in these parts, still. Also, don’t forget Derek Drouin and Shawn Barber and Brianne Thiesen-Eaton and possibly others.

I do think Oleksiak’s coming from 7th place at the turn and still well back at about 150m is probably worth noting.

I’m Canadian, and while I never used “goes like stink,” the friend I grew up with who became a Pentecostal preacher (also our designated driver. Handy, that) used it a fair amount, because it meant he could swear without swearing. See also: Holy pick! and other ridiculous idioms.

Turns out KFC actually stands for Kentucky Fried Children, so it’s probably a good thing he ran away that day.

One assumes they remember on game day. Whether or not they field a decent team.

All about the branding. BPL because it’s sponsored by Barclay’s, so Barclay’s Premier League.

Or, maybe they’re just different depending on genetics. Look at Kiefer Sutherland’s ears, then look at Clark Gable, then look in the mirror. Check out noses, lips, Trump’s tiny hands.

Community Shield. I must have fallen asleep when I typed Charity instead.